Girlfriend

A temporary girl you'll keep around for a few months to show your family.
Low significance until considered a Fiancé or becomes pregnant- then everyone magically cares.

"He has a girlfriend? He'll drop her in a few months."

by SperanzaHope January 29, 2015

Girlfriend

A magical creature whose sole purpose on this Earth is to please us dudes. They everyday job is to look beautiful, talk about feelings, and shop.

WARNING: They are extremely easy to attain.




NOT.

Dude: Duuude I gotta get a girlfriend already man I'm such a loser.

Friend: Word...lemme hook you up with this fat chick from my school.

Dude: Okay.

by Jackson Tiger June 28, 2008

Girlfriend

A hot girl(man, hand, and animals doesn't count) who wants you badly and responsible for 50% of your free sex(for the other 50%, refer to threesome and cheating)

"You want to be my girlfriend, you have to work for it. I'm not easy, you know :smirk:"

by DarkPrinceXXI January 3, 2004

Girlfriend

The shit you will never get

Why don't I get a girlfriend...CAUSE I'M FUCKING LONELY BITCHES

by THEPINNAPPLE January 8, 2015

Girlfriend

Something you fuck?

I dont have a girlfriend

by AloneWithPorn September 8, 2010

Girlfriend

Something you will never get.

„Oh that's Tom's girlfriend? I can't relate.“

James: „I wish I had a girlfriend“
Michael: „What‘s that?“

by simplyaw August 1, 2020

Girlfriend

The thing we all dream of having.

Me: "man i wanna have a girlfriend."

Every male on earth: "same."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023