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geezer jam

noun -- used whenever an old person is impeding your progress, either on the road or on the sidewalk, when you can't easily get around and are stuck in slow motion.
"We could make better time if we could just get around this geezer jam."
by Sanderling October 1, 2006
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Geezer FYI

Sometimes a senior citizen wanders off in a hardware or scrapbook store and loses all sense of time, but there is no need to panic or send out an Amber Alert as one would a child. Eventually, however, you may want to let someone know that the person is missing by sending out a calm Geezer FYI.
Peg text her friends: "Geezer FYI: I lost Pete in Sears a few hours ago, but I'm sure he'll show up sooner or later."
by LovingtheLanguage July 7, 2009
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geezery

Old, ugly, wearing shorts and wearing Bierkenstocks
The geezery guy was hitting on me in Trader Joes
by archeobob July 1, 2011
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geezerama

A slightly disparaging term used to describe a large group of geriatric folks who have gathered for a celebration of some kind.
Well God knows I’m old, but I don’t know if I can plunge myself into that geezerama for as long as I’d need to in order to get some birthday cake!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2022
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geezer gamer

A graduate of the days of pong, pac man, and space invaders. A gamer in their thirties and above who plays for fun and the glory of the occasional win, who doesn't have to ask mommy or daddy for money to buy the latest game, who doesn't have to get permission to stay up late and play online ( .... well, a kitchenpass from the spouse may be required). A gamer who ... "back in my day, we didn't have gameboys. We had to walk in 3 feet of snow, uphill both ways, just to play Donkey Kong". A gamer from the era of Atari, Commodore 64, and the TI 99.
You just got schooled old man ... you must be a geezer gamer. I just pwned your @%*&ing ass you geezer gamer.
by DstrucTIonS July 10, 2005
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Geezer

A Geezer is a male englishman who likes drinking, football, and violence, preferably all at the same time. Wants to be the typical cockney jack the lad. They dress up smart to normally pull 'birds' favourites being Stone Island and Burberry. Theyre basically like a better meaner version of a Chav and not bad people to know aslong as you just prove your a 'geezer'. Sorted me ol' mucker...
watch the film 'Lockstock and Two Smoking barrels'
by Neil January 8, 2005
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Geezer

An English bloke with a shaved head that wears jeans and shirts all day everyday. Has a good old piss up down the local pub, has a kebab or curry, then goes home. Works in manual labour job, builder, scaffolding, plumber and is generally a good bloke, as long as you support his football team.
Geezer 1: wanna go down pub?

Geezer 2: no mate gonna go down the chippy first.

Geezer 1: fuckin sorted mate.
by Shrike93 June 14, 2010
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