Gerts

The Campus bar at McGill University, Montreal, Canada. Located in the SSMU building on MacTavish, it's arguably the best cheap bar for university students with daily deals on weeknights.

Famous for Sangria Wednesdays, but other events include Mellow Mondays, Tallboy Tuesdays, Thursday Night Traditions (TNT), and sustainable Fridays.

The slogan goes "gerts till it hurts!"

Andrew: Hey Jane, you wanna go to Gerts for Tallboy Tuesdays? $3 tallboys!
Jane: You bet! $2 tequilla shots too! Gerts till it hurts!

by homieijustfuckedyomomma December 7, 2017

Gerted

A kink a formed between a grandson and grandmother called Gerted.

Trevor enjoys Gerted things with his grandmother!

by T-op August 28, 2021

Gert

Gert means intense crypto gains.

"Daimn son where did you get those Gert?

by Gurtje November 22, 2021

Gert Christoffle Vermaak

An amazing person with a great personality, but has a sensitive heart and he easaly gives his heart away and gets hurt, he expects alot of a person and that is their downfall. He tries his best to make people laugh when he himself is badly hurt inside

My name is Gert Christoffle Vermaak.

by BabyDaddy01 November 22, 2021

Gerting

The act of puking in a bucket, eating it, and then puking it back out again

Steven's favorite hobby is gerting.

by spiderwikipedia June 17, 2023

Gert

Gert is a sober farmer from Groningen, Northern Netherlands. It is also a character of Samson and Gert.

Wow do you see that guy? -yesss that’s Gert

by In a Barbie world November 22, 2021

Gert

'Danish'

An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.

Gert is so annoying...

"Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert

"One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert

by Mudspa November 27, 2017