A Fuck boy, thinks he’s the best fishing guide out there, but he’s always riding Sharkie’s coat tail. He’s also a squid and a want to be hand. Garret Goodson’s are also known to drive Bum Ass 7.3’s. A GG also can’t see his pecker over his belly.
by GG a Ho February 17, 2020
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1. Prepare for being a good listener, because Garrett’s can sure talk a lot. But you’re going to love listening to him. Just hearing his sweet voice is enough to make you feel like all your worries are nonexistent.
2. He’s going to be incredibly funny, so prepare for the stomach aches and sore cheeks from laughing and smiling so damn much.
3. Once you see how beautiful Garrett’s are, you’re going to never want to take your eyes off him.
4. He’s going to love you hard. Even if you’re miles away from each other, you will feel so loved.
5. You’ll realize sooner or later that he is your soulmate, and that you wish you met him sooner.
6. He’s going to have a few things to talk about that will be hard to hear. And you’re going to do everything you can to make him realize that you aren’t going anywhere. Keep trying until he fully understands that. He is blonde after all, so you may have to repeat it a few times.
Overall, if you ever have the privilege of meeting a wonderful human with the name Garrett, know that you are very lucky. Garrett’s are beautiful, inside and out. You’ll say the words “I love you” but it’ll never feel enough compared to how you truly feel. He’s a special man, and he deserves the world.
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Formed in the 90's, Nudes of Garrett controversial first album "Street side wanking" brought them into the spot light and was received with mostly positive reviews from critics, farm animals and fans alike. With the success of that album, it was quickly followed up with "Garrett: Studded and Chiseled", in which Track 4 'No mamma likes a pigeon hole' was played many times on the local AM station three months strong. But perhaps it was their latest album "Nudes of Garrett: Live at the Enclave" is what really brought the band together with it's target audience and has been a run away success 9 years straight.
Formed in the 90's, Nudes of Garrett controversial first album "Street side wanking" brought them into the spot light and was received with mostly positive reviews from critics, farm animals and fans alike. With the success of that album, it was quickly followed up with "Garrett: Studded and Chiseled", in which Track 4 'No mamma likes a pigeon hole' was played many times on the local AM station three months strong. But perhaps it was their latest album "Nudes of Garrett: Live at the Enclave" is what really brought the band together with it's target audience and has been a run away success 9 years straight.
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by Flamengo December 19, 2021
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