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Garrett Goodson

A Fuck boy, thinks he’s the best fishing guide out there, but he’s always riding Sharkie’s coat tail. He’s also a squid and a want to be hand. Garret Goodson’s are also known to drive Bum Ass 7.3’s. A GG also can’t see his pecker over his belly.
Wow. Look at that Garrett Goodson. He’s such a fuck boy.
by GG a Ho February 17, 2020
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Garrett

Garrett is a person that is incredibly rare to find in this life. If and when you ever do meet a Garrett, just know that you’ll have to prepare yourself for a few things.

1. Prepare for being a good listener, because Garrett’s can sure talk a lot. But you’re going to love listening to him. Just hearing his sweet voice is enough to make you feel like all your worries are nonexistent.

2. He’s going to be incredibly funny, so prepare for the stomach aches and sore cheeks from laughing and smiling so damn much.

3. Once you see how beautiful Garrett’s are, you’re going to never want to take your eyes off him.

4. He’s going to love you hard. Even if you’re miles away from each other, you will feel so loved.

5. You’ll realize sooner or later that he is your soulmate, and that you wish you met him sooner.

6. He’s going to have a few things to talk about that will be hard to hear. And you’re going to do everything you can to make him realize that you aren’t going anywhere. Keep trying until he fully understands that. He is blonde after all, so you may have to repeat it a few times.

Overall, if you ever have the privilege of meeting a wonderful human with the name Garrett, know that you are very lucky. Garrett’s are beautiful, inside and out. You’ll say the words “I love you” but it’ll never feel enough compared to how you truly feel. He’s a special man, and he deserves the world.
I am so in love with you Garrett, and I’m so happy to have you in my life <3
by HotDoorKnob February 12, 2023
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Jason Garrett

Dumbass coach for the Dallas Cowboys who can’t coach to save His damn life. Has wasted instagram famous Gabriel Dolak who is famous for ranting about the Dallas Cowboys @realgabrieldolak . Is wasting dak Prescott’s career as it is.
by Gary the Partyrocker November 14, 2019
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charley garrett

Very strong man who don’t take shit from no one. Charley has a massive penis and will stop at nothing for world domination he also has has a very beautiful girlfriend
“Ayyyyyy boyyyyy what you doin”

“Nothing much just squishing mice with my bare hand
Oh yeah that’s pretty cold you remind of Charley Garrett”
by Father of fun February 17, 2022
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Nudes of Garrett

Only the most hard core non-existent indie band this side of the Platte river!

Formed in the 90's, Nudes of Garrett controversial first album "Street side wanking" brought them into the spot light and was received with mostly positive reviews from critics, farm animals and fans alike. With the success of that album, it was quickly followed up with "Garrett: Studded and Chiseled", in which Track 4 'No mamma likes a pigeon hole' was played many times on the local AM station three months strong. But perhaps it was their latest album "Nudes of Garrett: Live at the Enclave" is what really brought the band together with it's target audience and has been a run away success 9 years straight.
-Chuck- Hey have your heard this catchy song "Your man is chiseled and so is your sheep"?

-Wally- Dude, that is Nudes of Garrett everyone has heard of them! "Live at the Enclave" is their most respected album!
by TheLord007 April 6, 2022
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garrettesk

The act of being extremely rude and calling everyone gay.
Being garrettesk often means being very racist and homophobic
Man oh man Travis is extremely garrettesk right now
by Flamengo December 19, 2021
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Garrett

The Most Ahmazingest Guy You'll Ever Meet.
He'll Make Your Heartstop With His Gorgeous Eyes!
"Garrett Ive Always Loved You But You Never Seem To Open Your Eyes To See That Ive Always Been Here Waiting For You To Notice Im Right Here. Ill Always Love You No Matter What, I Wanna Be Yourse Forever And Ever.
You Mean So Much To Me Id Cut My Arm Off Just To Be With You Forever. I Think About You 24/7 All Your Doing Is Running Threw My Mind. I Hope You Understand How I Fell."
True Love Is Hard To Find, You Made It Easy Garrett
by Layla Hope February 5, 2010
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