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Swimming Gecko

(1) A gecko (lizard) that has found its way into a body of water and has begun the action of moving within said body of water.

(2) A green poop that floats.
(1) Person 1: Look there's a lizard in the water!

Person 2: Oh, that's a swimming gecko!

(2) Person 1: Dude I gotta lay off the pistachios...

Person 2: Another swimming gecko?

Person 1: Yeah...
by Auzz Meister June 21, 2011
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spicy gecko

It’s the exact same as a slippery gecko but your man has a condom on his sausage covered in chilly powder or hot sauce.
I love when my fella gives me spicy gecko but last night it was no fun because we ran out of hot stuff and had to use mild
by Ribbity December 30, 2019
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National Leopard Gecko Day

September 24th and October 22end are national leopard gecko day. The day to appreciate leopard geckos.
G : Look at this cute gecko
B : Today is national leopard gecko day! This is a blessing!
G : oH mY gAwD it’s so CUTEEEEE ITS SMILING AHBWHSHWHAHAHAHSSBBS AAAAAA
by Fetch-a October 21, 2020
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Geckolocation

A quality that allows people to understand and communicate with reptiles.
Eric's lizards are so well behaved, he must have geckolocation.
by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016
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Gecko

Gecko, A reptile inharited from the dinosaurs, part of the lizard family, the most common found gecko in a house would be a Leopard Gecko, Leopard Geckos get their name from their skin, they have the leopard style on their rough skin. Like most geckos they keep their food instead of releasing it, infact you would rarely see a gecko have wast in their cage. Geckos have eyes sorta between the side of their head and where people have their eyes, they are placed that make them face streight. Thank you for reading my definition, this is my first one so bare with me.
Son: Dad I want a pet, not like a dog or cat but something diffrent. Dad: How about a lizard? Son: Well is there anything else? Dad: Well, what about a gecko?
by Skatekidjack January 15, 2018
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jerking the gerkin

Oh, sweet ass it looks like I'm jerking the gerkin.
by Benny Issy April 28, 2006
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gerk your shirt

when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.
"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"
by Anna Kiser March 11, 2008
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