grandpa

and old fogey who knows his shit. totally gangsta. lol

"im bout it, im rowdy, i just passed a kidney stone."

by sketch April 18, 2005

Grandpa's Clackers

The saggy, wrinkly testicles of an old man. They are the complete opposed of jerky sack.

Suzie loves older men. She especially enjoys the sex and playing with Grandpa's Clackers when they fall out of her lover's bermuda shorts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

Grandpa Crush

When you meet an old man who you wish was your grandpa.

Old Man- Have some money. (:

Young Person- Thanks!

*GRANDPA CRUSH!*

by Catbasket August 11, 2010

Grandpa's Hard Candy

A Viagra induced, raging hard on of a geriatric male.

Carol: Sonja keep an eye out over there. That old pervert is giving you the eye.
Sonja: I can see that. I can also see he's got a pocket full of Grandpa's Hard Candy.
Carol: Ewwwwww. Let's go.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Grandpatronize

Talking down to someone as if they are your Grandpa.

Don’t grandpatronize me just because I have an AOL account.
That kid just totally grandpatronized my husband.
Don’t grandpatronise me because I don’t know how to fix my auto correct.

by tiki_terry_without_a_parrot June 27, 2018

Muddy Grandpa

The act of sticking one of your balls, or ball sac, in or around your ass hole and farting. More than likely ending up with poo on your testicles.

Every time Taylor farts he turns it into a Muddy Grandpa.

by MuddyLuger July 12, 2010

Ur Grandpa hoe

Ur Grandpa hoe worst ever insult

Mark: Ur mom gay

Charlie: No u

Mark: Ur dad lesbian

Charlie: Ur Granny Tranny

Mark with smile: Ur Grandpa hoe
Charlie gets instant death

by Nexuzmasterpro May 10, 2018