Gruncle Sam

Somebody who acts gruncley all the time.

Hey did you see Gruncle Sam yesterday he wasn't allowing me to play ram ranch.

by RussianCitizen January 25, 2020

dong gauntlet

A training apparatus for American football designed to simulate the resistance of running through a defensive secondary. Resembles a gauntlet of dongs.

"Coach made us do fifty runs through the dong gauntlet today."

by vrsi_rules October 21, 2008

Rusty Gauntlett

Verb - to Rusty Gauntlett

A derivative of Rusty Hook. A person places their hand inside their rectum and removes a handful of human fecal matter. This is then placed up another persons rectum

I really want to Rusty Gauntlett with you later - I love putting shit up your arse

by who_dares-wins March 17, 2011

Moist Gauntlet

When you fist a hot chica up to your ladgendary elbow like a knight of shagalot

Dave - "what you do last night bro?" Aaron - "I fell asleep last night with a moist gauntlet called saffy, now my arms as wrinkly as wills mums vag"

by silkysmoothandgeneralmastertye May 23, 2014

Schmatta Gauntlet

A narrow walkway surrounded by merchants hawking cheap souvenirs, as frequently experienced when disembarking a cruise ship in a popular tourist port.

So I got off the ship to take a nice walk, but first, Oy!, had to survive the schmatta gauntlet!

by Cruise Maven March 21, 2019

You Dashed In The Wrong Gauntlet

The best thing to exist in the Geometry Dash community.

2 to the 1 to the 1 to the E, the beginning right here flashes "ur pp smo-hol". I am genuienly upset! Have you sent it to RobTop yet? E to the 1 to the 1 to the E, Oh my god.. *inhale* OH MY GOD! YEAAAAA- You broke glass?! Oh my god! And theres nothing incredible about that! What's up guys! I'm the PigPigGamer! Yes, I am the best 50 hz player. Both at the game and both at life, and now, you are going to die. 2 to the 1 to the 1 to the E, SIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- NUUUUUUUUHHH- AAAAAAAA- NO! WAAAAAAA- No.. NOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! 98! 100 people are watching me shave. E to the 1 to the 1 to the E. What up! It's Dash-ie! Theory, of Everything 2. Imagine getting a kiss from RobTop dude. AAAAAAAAA- AAAAAAAAAHHH! LOOK AT THAT ATTEMPT NUM- Don't stand a chance 'cause they don't got legs. I like my beats fast and my bass down low, B-B-B-Ba-Ba- La, la la-la-la *spinnity spin spin spin* (im gonna add this here, You Dashed In The Wrong Gauntlet)

by UmutGamer35 September 8, 2022

Run the Gauntlet

To expose oneself to danger or the criticism of others.

"Off I go, to run the gauntlet"
~Quoted from The Diary Of Anne Frank

"It's hell week. Time to run the gauntlet punk."

by 8-Ball Lock October 23, 2005