GarfNart

Someone who does not know what a GarfNart is.

Falk is one big GarfNart.

by Lars April 18, 2005

Garner

Garner is a guy who you can trust with your life. He's sexy as hell, a great kisser, strong, smart, funny, and all around perfect. He may have some questionable habits, but he'll make it up to you by giving you the best sex of your life. #roughisright Anyone would be lucky as hell to have this guy as a friend, boyfriend, or in their life at all.

Garner is the nicest guy!
Yeah, he let me smoke for free!

by squadonfleek January 1, 2015

garrard

A bony, short haired, no ass havin chick that may or may not have a clit piercing and has a fucking horse mouth. Typically seen fucking QA and QARs, or and E-5 and up. Has the potential to be a barracks slut but too early to tell.

"Hey Sargent what happened to your face?!"
"So I was at this bitches house and her husband walked in while I was balls deep in her ass and her husband beat my face with the toilet tank lid"
"Damn you got garrarded"

by Condor4Life January 24, 2016

Granarchy

an uprising by senior citizens with the intent to bring about the destruction of western society

There was granarchy at the retirement home.

by zombeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee September 26, 2011

ganarsty

referrng to a female that is both gross and nasty.

Yo, did u see that ganarsty bitch sittin in the corner over there?
Or
Dude, I cant beleive that you hooked up with that ganarsty bitch last night!!

by Natty King Kole December 24, 2009

Kelli Garner

Kelli Brianne Garner (born April 11, 1984) is an American actress. Not very famous but is working her way up. She was born in Bakersfield, grew up in Thousand Oaks, and currently resides in Calabasas, California. She began her career when she was discovered at a friends Bar Mitzvah, and made her film debut at age 16 in director Mike Mills's short Architecture of Reassurance (1999), a Sundance Film Festival entry. Her performance captured the attention of director Larry Clark (Kids (1995)), who cast her in her first feature film, in the role of the drug-addicted teen, Heather Swallers, in the controversial docudrama Bully (2001), establishing Kelli as a fiery young talent. After sharpening her teeth on television and independent films, the edgy young actress earned a part as the 1940's Hollywood ingénue (opposite Leonardo DiCaprio) in Martin Scorsese's The Aviator (2004) making her Moviefone's Rising Star. Soon after, she reunited with Mike Mills in his 2005 Sundance Film Festival hit Thumbsucker (2005), and proved her ability to shine in comedy, and handle her first leading role, starring opposite Tommy Lee Jones in Man of the House (2005/I). Kelli just recently received rave reviews in New York for her Off-Broadway performance in "Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead". In her spare time, she enjoys playing the guitar and writing songs. With her multi-talents, winning smile, and on screen charm, Kelli is most definitely a breakout star waiting to happen. She is also keeping a very modest attidude when it comes to being famous, as stated in this quote she said "Hollywood can be an ugly place, and it can do ugly things to you. I want to avoid that side of it as much as possible, and I also want to do so much more with my life than just act. Like travel, read books, open my own bakery".

Kelli Garner, An Amazing Aspiring Actress

by flapjack12 September 3, 2009

Tatum Garner

The most popular girl on Earth. She's loved by every guy, and has the prettiest hair known to man. Very popular, and makes friends easily. But she can also make enemies fast by stealing boyfriends..

Man, she's such a tatum garner!

by Yo Dawgg October 21, 2011