GarF

a person who consistently gaslights everyone in your group.

Torin is such a GarF.

I can't believe he made me believe that I actually slept with my second cousin.
Jokes on him,
It was actually his mom. XD

by GeoGarF April 22, 2022

garf

ew

person: i love sardines

you: garf.

by dez_dez February 24, 2022

garf

An enlightened socialist hive mind that, accidentally, mastered the ability to control and manipulate space time. Their appearance reflects Garfield from the critically acclaimed comic strip of the same name. Their only form of communication is through light-sounding grunts.

Garf: garf sounds

by civiliangarf May 29, 2018

The Garf Emperor of Mankind

The title the glorious Garfield took up as he began his 10,000-year reign over mankind as their emperor.

Oh bless the Garf Emperor of Mankind

by LC3_P0 November 8, 2024

Garf-Karting

When you and another sexual partner engage in depraved sexual intercourse while driving a go-kart. Each partner is dressed as either John, Garfield or Odie (or a combination of the three)

Yeah, my girlfriend and I can't wait to go 'garf-karting' on the weekends.

by Garflover69 December 23, 2024

Garf Hound

A person who goes around sniffing girls' bicycle seats.

I caught him sniffing that girl's bicycle seat. He is a confirmed garf hound.

by Dosh0622 December 3, 2014

/garf

the tone indicator /garf (short for /garfield) is used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to whether someone is /j or /srs. this is in reference to a clip of john arbuckle asking Garfield if he is "/j or /srs"

Origin: kwite stream : Keep This Between You and Me

Mina: I hope you choke/garf

Lyle: are you Fr?

Mina: I said /garf🙄

by Yeetusmymeatus March 1, 2022