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clam-grappler

1. a person who performs forcible oral sodomy upon a woman; a tongue-rapist; a clit-mangler.
2. a person who performs cunnilingus really badly. a cunt-klutz.
3. a person who grabs a woman by her labia; a lip-snatcher; a snatch-masher.
4. the evil nemesis of the twatwaffle.
Stay away from Manny, he is a clam-grappler. Poor Juanita's cho-cho will never be the same!
by Florben Borgsen January 31, 2009
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Whip a grapple

Hey Steve, whip a grapple on that soda!
by Scuba35066 November 6, 2021
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gapper

A derogatory term for a person originally from Saskatchewan, which is "The Gap" between Alberta and Manitoba.
Joe: What the hell, that car just cut us off!
Billy: F*cking gappers! Go back to your own province!
by CL_ December 26, 2007
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Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer

A sexual act that involves the male adopting a naked 'Crab' like position by leaning backwards and standing on his legs and hands as the partner stimulates the penis using only the inside of their elbow.
Evee: Hey Hannah the inside of your elbow looks red raw did you have a reaction to something?

Hannah: Oh no, there friction burns i tried out the Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer with Owen last night!
by Uberwang69 October 21, 2012
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Gapper

May also be pronounced, "Gayper." The term, "Gapper" is derived from people found on the ski hill that generally sport the dreaded helmet gap. The gap that exists between the brim of a ski helmet and the frame of the ski goggles. Generally these people don't seem to care that a very visible 2" gap exists exposing their forehead to the elements. As a result, "Gapper" can now generally be used to describe any skier that clearly has no sense of style or, fashion awareness.
"Hey man, check out all those gappers out on the bunny hill"

"Holy s**t, I have never seen a 3" gap before! That's the biggest gapper I've ever seen!!!"

"Damn eh, that gapper just cut me off in the lift line!"
by Steven Paolasini January 15, 2008
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gapper

N. A female who, when standing with legs together, has a small triangular gap visible between her crotch and legs.
I got extra hard when I looked down and saw she was a gapper.
by _Jagoff_ October 12, 2008
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gippler

Greasy, rat-tailed mullet haircut; denim, sleeveless jacket; Iron Maiden t-shirt; cruxifix earrings; tattooed arms. The quintessential gippler.
I was at a party the other night. Some gippler kept trying to put a Dire Straits CD on.
by Stevie D October 27, 2005
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