Wandering Old Man Syndrome 

A state in which one finds themselves randomly walking around, usually without a set course or destination.

Man 1-"What's he doing? That's the third time he's walked by the doorway."

Man 2-"Dunno, must have Wandering Old Man Syndrome."

Wandering Old Man Syndrome by Khozo September 23, 2010

knassy gathering

a gathering of pure dysFUNction

1. tassy, tassy jr, bassy, lassy, dassy, hassy, passy, snassy were not all present for the knassy gathering.

2. bassy hates dassy.

3. hassy is beHOLDEN to passy.

4. lassy is a dog.

5. snassy is an entrepreMANURE

knassy gathering by knassy December 6, 2012

market gardening 

The practice of Rocket Jumping, and then proceeding to kill a player while in-air using the Market Gardener in Team Fortress 2.

Hightower isn't played for Payload Race, tis the land of the market gardening soldiers!

market gardening by CloneTrooper1019 September 22, 2016

wandering 

walking around aimlessly, trying not to appear mentally ill, pretending to be boss, but actually you hate life and feel stuck. you go places randomly for whatever reason to feel better about yourself.

friend: "where you going?"
me: "gonna go wandering around town"
friend: "ok man, try not to look like a creep"

wandering by tiredbrokenrecord June 8, 2016

Gardening 

When your grandma is sitting in the house but you have a strong urge to suck your mans dick.

Grandma were gonna do some gardening

Gardening by MsMiraya February 16, 2018

Social gardening 

The act of removing someone from your contacts list on a social networking site, your phone or email contact list.

Wow, I'm really sick of all these social vampires who always ask me to help them, but never return the favor. I think it's time to do a little social gardening.

Social gardening by Captain Underpants III January 5, 2011

Gardening Tool 

a dirty untidy person; someone who leads you to believe something that is not true.

syn. prostitute, harlow, tramp, deceiver

These girls are such gardening tools.

Gardening Tool by TYJE September 8, 2010