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gammon gateposts 

She had lips like gammon gateposts

Gammon dagger 

Shut it you or you’ll get my gammon dagger up your arse
Gammon dagger by Craftyscotsman October 15, 2017

Gammon Ear 

North East Wales phrase.

Used to represent someone whose ear gets red when embarrassed or stressed.

Usually associated with management

Frequently heard in Esclusham area of Wrexham.
"Look at the Gammon Ear on that! "

"The Gammon"
Gammon Ear by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019

Gammon roll 

A gammon roll refers to a dirty clunge fuck fest. Where the girl has a messy beaver.
For example, Rachel asked Harry to come over for a gammon roll and to bring some mayo. What she meant was she wants pumped full of cum by Harry the bed slitherer
Gammon roll by Mc specto October 9, 2019

gammon steak 

gammon steak syndrome is where a young child has a speech impedement, and every word that is said comes out as gammon steak!
Ben: Hello, how r u 2day?

Person 2: Gammon Steak!
gammon steak by parkiben April 12, 2009

gammon gates

Similar to gammon curtains, gammon gates are the female undercarriage, the flaps if you will

See also squish mitten
I put my hand down her panties and fondled her gammon gates which were astride her panties

While resting my eyes (sleepng) after a particulrly energetic shagging sesh, she flopped her gammon gates over my nose - I almost tossed my noodles due to the pungent stench

see also stench trench
gammon gates by Jason Zombie October 15, 2009