Gomerfuck

When one is told they're acting like a gomer, but continue to act like one.

Wow, Lindsay wont stop being a major Gomerfuck .

by Dylan O. February 21, 2008

Garfunkelitis

A disease where you turn green and implode.

Dude 1: What happened to Jeff?
Dude 2: He imploded because he got Garfunkelitis.
Dude 1: Shit! Dude. Wow.

by Gingerification May 10, 2012

garfunk

a person having to depend on others to write the music for your vocals and lyrics

teddy was an avid music fan and a prolific lyricist but unfortunately he was always at the mercy of others to write him music so he could not be given credit for the complete expression of his song. I believe i heard my dad refer to him as a garfunk.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Garfunkle

A curly haired man who likes to sing with a short man about christianity, peace, and metaphors.

Garfunkle urged me to join my church...

by grape nut October 10, 2005

garfunkel

to make up words

Example 1: Frindle is a classic garfunkeled word.

Example 2: Urban Dictionary is the capital of garfunkeling on the net.

by missmuffinface May 13, 2009

garfunklegangster

A really cool guy; a music legend. (Noun)

(noun):
He's a garfunklegangster because he plays the guitar so well.
What a motherf*cking garfunklegangster

by Johnny the Plumber September 18, 2006

garfunkle

same as jizz, yazz, cum, or spooge

man, i garfunkled all over her face!

by Don White & Travis Mills March 30, 2003