gaybeard

overly trimmed and groomed facial hair to the point of being ridiculous, and totally missing the point of having a beard at all. Often looks painted or drawn on with eyebrow pencil.

*sees guy with pencil-thin chinstrap*
that guy totally has gaybeard

by Xpqar October 2, 2015

gaber

a real nigga

see that, thats gaber. a real nigga

by idkgaberlover May 14, 2019

gaberlunzie

A gaberlunzie is actually a wild sheepdog indigenous to dry arid regions of Oceania and New Zealand, mate!

"Fuck me, me gaberlunzie is goin' haywire, mate!"

by Mate May 13, 2005

gabarthadock

straight up g from tha block, half man have beast, just tryna get to feelin that booty and what not and has a abnomally large penis

damn that wasent no beast that was a straight up gabarthadock

by gabe ostadock September 4, 2006

Gaberiel

A female with so many personalities that she falls day and night for the right man. She has her quirks but she is funny and admirable, because she is God. When you understand that this girl has gone over twenty years of governmental torture, you will understand why RF mind control, SF mind control, or MK-ULTRA, cannot be brought up to officers, nurses or even a phycologist. Try it and maybe after twenty years you'll understand she's the only survivor.

Gaberiel is god.

by Jamesfrancoeatsbuttplugs June 1, 2019

Gabtard

A retard that uses Gab.ai to spread his hate and misinformation

"Look what this gabtard keeps posting"

by Chevyman95 April 5, 2022

Gabernuch

Verb - The act of putting your nuts in someone's mouth someone who talks way the fuck to much to shut them up

Girl- blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Guy- Shut your fuck fat mouth or Imma gabernuch you!

by Chugganugga June 30, 2009