greesha

a beautiful charismatic precious soul. must be treasured and kept safe at all costs.

you're a greesha! what a compliment that is!

by huhulala May 11, 2020

Geesta'

Gangsta from the East - usually from Hong Kong or any part near South China Sea. Is usually very rich by inheritance and is often seen hangin out in various parts of China Town of a city. Also owns a lot of real estate and is seldom seen without sunglasses. He is always surrounded by wannabe geestas.

Don't mess with Peng, he's a bad geesta'

by sgandhi July 31, 2006

Feeding the geese

Another term for masturbating

Sorry that took so long I was feeding the geese

by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

geese session

a moment of time where there is a lot of "geesing" on one party or another. primarily used in the Oakland, CA area.

a group of friends are geesing a boy named Derek rapidly.

person 1: "awww snap, derek's mom must be blind cuz if i was her after i gave birth to him, i would kill myself"
person 2: "damn sucka, hes so skinny cuz his mom ain't got no tits to breast feed him"
person 3: "ay yo son, derek cried when he dropped a nutter butter"
person 4: "derek only has friends cuz he buys them"

that was a geese session.

by $ Dogg November 12, 2004

Geeson

Tall & slight build, with wirey, pubic like hair. Often a Geeson is unco-ordinated and gangly.

Has a tendancy to blurt out unwanted noises and sounds, that only he can understand.

A Geeson is often useless and unmotivated, and enjoys distracting others.

"stop being a Geeson"

by anon please February 29, 2008

Geese Mode

When you attept to go "Beast Mode" when you know that you are unable to even get close.

"I went Geese Mode on my algebra 2 homework last night"

"What?"

by GustinBooz October 14, 2009

gleesturbation

The act of pleasuring oneself via the most ridiculously unnecessary piece of TV drivel since The View. It is most often obnoxious and somewhat obscene to non-Gleeks who cringe when hearing one of the overwrought mashup monstrosities so popularized by the show.

My roommate was gleesturbating all last night because he "needed to catch up for the next season". If I have to hear that shitty version of Golddigger one more time, Im'ma cut a bitch.

Hell is other people's Gleesturbation.
-Oscar Wilde

by maximillian.arthur April 14, 2010