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guitar rage

1. When someone tries to touch a guitarist's guitar without permission and they go into a state of extreme rage and try to murder you. This is commonly followed up with the petting of the guitar and singing of lullabies to it.

2. When you insult someone's guitar playing and they go ape on you.

3. When a wielder is rocking out intensely and receives wounds from his playing but keeps rocking out anyways.

4. When you insult a wielder's actual guitar and they try to kill you.
1. Dude, I tried to touch John's guitar and he had a total fit of guitar rage! I barely survived.

2. Do not anger the guitar rage monkey in me!!!! Beware!

3. Did you see John's guitar rage tonight? His fingers were bleeding and he bashed his head open with his headstock, but he kept playing!

4. I called John on his icky guitar and he had a fit of guitar rage. That's what the cast is for.
by raesiclesfornoone'sface January 16, 2008
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getting the guitar

Refers to making out or going into a makeout session
This saying originates from the many couples that go into a private room or a private area during a party or social gathering, have their makeout session, and when asked where they were, say they were busy "getting the guitar" So the 2 have been linked together into one phrase
James: Hey man, totally got the guitar with Jessica yesterday!
Friend: sweet!

Tyrel: I hooked up with this new girl, am totally getting the guitar with her on the first date!
Friend: damn you move fast !

Billy: I really like this girl I think she's the one
Friend: Don't act too thirsty, or she won't give you the guitar!
by PlayBoy101 October 20, 2013
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guitar hero tripping

The distortion of ones vision due to watching the constant scrolling of the guitar hero screen for an extended period of time. Object generally appear to be stretching upward or swirling in a circular pattern.
Yo i just played Psycho Billy Freakout on hard and now im guitar hero tripping my balls off.
by Spencer Reilly December 3, 2006
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Guitar Hero High

When playing to much guitar hero and you seem to notice the tv getting stretched out and the walls moving uncontrollably.
Man I had such a Guitar Hero High last night.

Freebird gives me such a guitar hero high, I couldn't even stand up afterwards.
by Sean-Bon November 18, 2007
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guitar hero syndrome

The technical term for a widespread condtiton resulting from playing Guitar Hero for too long. Symptoms include believing one is seeing furniture and TV screens grow, which results from the constant up and down motion one's eyes make when following notes on the screen. Less scientifically known as Guitar Hero tripping.
"Woah, dude, it looks like that bookcase over there is growing..."
"No, man, you've just got a serious case of Guitar Hero Syndrome. Why don't you stop playing that damn thing and go get some sunlight."
by Torby December 26, 2008
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Bass Guitar Fingers

1. Rough fingers caused by excessive contact with the thick bass strings.

2. The Fingers on the right hand of a bass player. Usually the Index and Middle Finger that can move very rapidly. Often used on females.
girl #1 - "How was your date last night?"
Girl #2- "Amazing, he has bass guitar fingers!"
by kpf103 July 16, 2007
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guitar face

The look on a guitar player's face while playing, usually looks like said person is using their instrument to masturbate.

John Mayer is notorious for this look...
"My God, I hope I never have guitar face"

"Wow, John Mayer sure has guitar face huh?"

"I mistook a John Mayer concert as a porno due to his excessive guitar face!"

"Man, you look like John Mayer with all that guitar face..."
by Andrew MS January 4, 2009
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