The Guitar

First spit on your hand and jiggle your balls while you stroke your shaft as if you where strumming a guitar.

I was so tired of using the stranger, I resorted to the guitar.

by Dusty Lynn Badwoman September 19, 2009

Guitar

A weirdly shaped instrument with usually six strings, goes BRLWEMNNNNMMNMNNNNNMNMNNM when you do a thing with your finger.

Person: I'm going to strum this guitar now.

Guitar: BRLWEMNNNNMMNMNNNNNMNMNNM

by ImbecileRat January 27, 2022

Guitar

no, this instrument won't magically make girls attracted to you

*Picks up guitar*
anyways here's Smoke on the Water

by z,,,, February 15, 2021

Guitar

Hades' favourite instrument. He plays it a lot in Discord voice channels.

"Hey, look! Hades is playing guitar!"
"Noice"

by Maxnerdz July 28, 2016

guitarically

Adverb meaning of, pertaining to, or relating to the guitar.

Jimi Hendrix is still my all-time favorite, guitarically speaking.

by timjw November 6, 2013

Guitar

The instrument i was forced to play from the age of 8.

"-hey mom i don't really like guitar, can i try something else?
*slaps*
-No you piece of shit, you're learning guitar."

by Miles_Ackerman December 4, 2020

guitar

a stringed instrument that when played, will help you get laid

"I got genital herpes and inpregnated 2 chicks from playing guitar so much last night"

by guitarist1 November 10, 2008