Guy 1: what did you do for your girls transiversary?
Guy 2: I gave her a Gordita crunch.
Guy 1: You did what?
Guy 2: I sucked her dick and bought her as much Taco Bell as she wanted.
Guy 2: I gave her a Gordita crunch.
Guy 1: You did what?
Guy 2: I sucked her dick and bought her as much Taco Bell as she wanted.
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A sexual condition where a woman suffers from a yeast infection whilst having the crusted remains of her partners semen caked around the lips of her vaginal canal. May be abbreviated with “CGC”
“Me and Lindsay were going to smash but I noticed she had a CGC”
“Girl you a whole Cheesy Gordita Crunch down there go clean up”
“Girl you a whole Cheesy Gordita Crunch down there go clean up”
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