A sport created in Scotland that incorporates various clubs and a little white ball and a hell of a lot of land. Golf, in ye olde days was actually an acronym for one of the rules of the sport: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden. GOLF. Don't believe me? Look it up.
Golf is a sport that takes skill, patience, persistence, and a good way to manage anger by yourself. It can be a sport of great fun, great thinking time, or great stress, depending on mood, skill, and amount of people playing with you.
Golf is a sport that takes skill, patience, persistence, and a good way to manage anger by yourself. It can be a sport of great fun, great thinking time, or great stress, depending on mood, skill, and amount of people playing with you.
Golf can be played by anyone that is determined to reach a goal, and about $100 for a shabby set of gear.
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also, crazy golf: sex while drunk and unable to tell ur actually boning a shemale
also, crazy golf: sex while drunk and unable to tell ur actually boning a shemale
by jiminy cricket August 29, 2003
Get the golf mug.A game where you hit a white ball with a metal or wooden stick. certain *clubs* do certain things such as a driver which you do for the first shot. A sand wedge gets your ball otu of the sand but sometimes it doesnt move and you get fustrated as you drop shots hitting the ball out of the sand and then you go mad and decide to smash the club you are using.
The scoring is wierd, you win if you are -10 and someone is -1 but if you are +5 and someone is -9 then you lose. You get par 3/4/5 which is howm any shots it shoudl take to get the ball in the hole. on a par 3 if you get it in 3 you get an equal which is nothing. a birdie is -1 eagle -2 albatros -3 and so on. bogey is +1 and so on.
Usually for people (such as bosses) who spend more time on the courses than in the place they own. They usually drive around in golf carts and get someone to carry the clubs for them.
The scoring is wierd, you win if you are -10 and someone is -1 but if you are +5 and someone is -9 then you lose. You get par 3/4/5 which is howm any shots it shoudl take to get the ball in the hole. on a par 3 if you get it in 3 you get an equal which is nothing. a birdie is -1 eagle -2 albatros -3 and so on. bogey is +1 and so on.
Usually for people (such as bosses) who spend more time on the courses than in the place they own. They usually drive around in golf carts and get someone to carry the clubs for them.
Ooh lets hit that ball shaped rock with a stick and try to get it in the hole, watch out for the traps.
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the white-man conspiracy sport
They try to get a white ball into the hole
Where is the hole located in the green
What does green signify? Fertility.
Fertility= Mother Earth
'Nuff said
They try to get a white ball into the hole
Where is the hole located in the green
What does green signify? Fertility.
Fertility= Mother Earth
'Nuff said
John White: Hey we're white
Dave White: yes we are
*they both sit and think for a while*
John White: We really ARE white....
Dave White: Yea....wanna go play golf?
John White: Sure why not.
Dave White: yes we are
*they both sit and think for a while*
John White: We really ARE white....
Dave White: Yea....wanna go play golf?
John White: Sure why not.
by JaeYangattack January 2, 2008
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