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Elongated Giraffe

When a man inserts his penis into a girl's mouth after the girl has eaten many blue lollipops as to turn her tongue blue, like a giraffe. Also the girl must have an abnormally long neck which in turn creates a deep-throating experience like none other as the peristalsis movement of her neck muscles massage the man's cock. (Works best with a long-ass dick...)
Jeff: Dude, I totally gave that girl the elongated giraffe last night!!!

Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!
by Beau Knerr October 25, 2010
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giraffe's neck

A turd peppered with sweetcorn kernels
After last night's corn-on-the-cob, it's no surprise that I just layed down a giraffe's neck. What's more, it smelled like the Savanna too.
by koyn November 29, 2006
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giraffing it

It's like this really sexual filthy, filthy thing where you and however many partners try to eat fruit out of trees. Right out of 'em. And there's, I don't know where the insertion happens maybe like, after you eat all the fruit out of the trees you lay down on each other? Back and forth on each other and you enjoy the fruity taste that you got in your mouth.

There's a risk if a second potential partner enters there area, you have to slap your necks together to establish dominance.

Lot of injuries from that.
I don't wanna kiss and tell but this week me and my girl were totally giraffing it.
by Bramblepelt August 12, 2019
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Gudang Garam

A brand of clove cigarettes, also known as kreteks. Even though its lesser know than Djarum, its better. Leaves a sweet taste on your lips. Sometimes it can be hard to find this brand, mostly only sold at tobacco shops.
Boring normal cigarette smoking person: dude your cigarette smells weird. Are you smoking weed or something?
Cool indie kretek smoking kid: no you idiot. Its Gudang Garam
by Graatjie December 27, 2008
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Gigamo

Gigamo is the name of the prototype gaming "robot" developed by Jose Galuzio with the intent of dominating competitive gaming environments, with it's prowess being most notable in FPS oriented games while also emulating certain characteristics of mediocre players to elude server-admins. Although development is commonly and majorly credited to Jose Galuzio, reliable sources have claimed that another notable person in the development of the Gigamo prototype was Dr. M.Christensen.

Although Gigamo will generally require specific programming for it to function within a particular game, a feature is being developed for it to be able to adapt to highly simplistic game worlds autonomously.

The unnatural capacity for raw twitch skill and developed microing has become a hallmark of Gigamo. Thus there are instances where players who possess these traits have been accused of using Gigamo (Most notably in heated political scenes in MMORPGS).
Common examples include Chrisdelay's infamous Gigamo accusations in the sandbox MMORPG (Mortal Online)

Chrisdelay: "Gigamo killed me, ffs! How can he kill me on my main in Kranesh and then kill me 2 minutes later in the middle of the fucking jungle! Fucking hacker."
by CBIN0 February 12, 2013
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Giraffica

Definition: a underpaid college intern under extreme mental stress and is forced to do things for money by his/her’s boss and bosses friends.
He is a giraffica
by Giraffica February 27, 2021
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