Garvin

Someone who posseses an over the top '80s haircut.

Jenny: Did you hear about Britney's haircut?

Stephanie: OMG, its so Garvin.

by Lawlcatz October 4, 2008

garvage

trashy, worn out, or just old pussy

John told me that Jill has some serious garvage.

by Semons October 26, 2008

egyptian garvey

When 10 large Egyptian men form a circle jerk around a woman in a sphinx costume, and one by one they nut in her eyes, ear canals, and nostrils. Shortly after, the men take the woman to the top of one of their pyramids and sacrifice her toes to the Egyptian semen god by cutting them off and each eating one of the toes. Once the toes have been severed, the two eldest men get to eat the big toes to prevent any arguments among them of who will get the honor of eating the big toes. After this, they perform the ceremony where they turn a young boy into a man. They get the boy from the village who most recently reached the age of twelve to ride on the woman's back all the way down the pyramid. If the boy doesn't fall off while riding down the pyramid, he is transformed into a man. Although if the boy falls off at any point of the ride, he is fed to the camels. At this point, the woman is dead. They harvest her kidney to sell on the black market if it is not too damaged. Then they cook the woman to make stew for the village. This process is repeated weekly to feed the hungry villagers

"It's about that time again for the next Egyptian garvey." "Yeah, I heard Ma'nakhtuf gets the chance to become a man. He's growing up so fast, but we shall soon see if he is a true man like his father Rehu-erdjersenb."

by inlovewiththejuul September 27, 2017

garvest

Another term for 'uber-bitchin'.

This terrible food is certainly NOT garvest.

by AmphibianKnight May 3, 2005

garvan

Originated from "caravan" in the 1840's in famine times in Ireland, to get out of the country. This was shortened to garvan by these travellers or "knackers" to name their children when caravans went out of fashion.

Hey boss, someone stole my garvan!!!

by Jason Beirne November 5, 2005

garver

a sexy fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you are such a sexy garver...woot

by ashley ann savannah May 3, 2008

garvin

adj.
describes the look of someone's face when they are told something so shocking that their eyes bulge out, their mouth opens, the entire room is stunned by association and time stops.

"Were you there when John told Jenn about how someone threw a skunk in his face?"

"Yeah! The look on her face was so garvin!"

by G. Sea May 7, 2008