i'm watching you always watching

me in school and the teacher said I'm watching you always watching

me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

well probably cuz I did something bad

I'm watching you always watching is weird

by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 4, 2020

A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.

Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)

by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018

Fitching

In an MMA fight its when you drag another fighter to the ground and hold them there during a fight. If they manage to stand up or the round ends, you repeat as soon as possible. The less damage the better. Technique created by UFC© fighter, Jon Fitch.

He's a wrestler he's going to spend all three rounds fitching him to get the decision.

What a boring fight, he only lost because he got fitched.

by MMath January 6, 2012

twatching

tweet watching

im twatching all these hoes on my timeline.

by souljasoulja June 8, 2011

watching the moose

I wasn't paying attention. (Used as a non-sensical answer to a sensible question.)

Q: What's the weather like?
A: Dunno, I was watching the moose...

by Bruce Allan March 10, 2008

Watching Netflix

A metaphor for having sex with your girlfriend.

Dave: "Are you and Sarah watching Netflix tonight?"
Joe: "Oh yeah, we will be watching Netflix all night."

by AnIdealOfHope May 28, 2013

Fetching

very attractive; capturing interest;

"a fetching new hairstyle"; "something inexpressibly taking in his manner"; "a winning personality"

by Lauren16 August 21, 2006