futurama

A television show created by Matt Groening that is a lot funnier than The wordSimpsons/word

Turn off The Simpsons, I want to watch Futurama.

by Matt Groening June 5, 2003

futnugget

any former students of Coach Hines

dont you do it yamanashi, dont you cry you little futnugget.

by puhhhhdin September 1, 2009

Future Queen of the World

Only words to describe the most amazing woman on the face of the earth.

-That bitch is crazy!
-Nah, man that be my future queen of the world.

by Gr8Gatz August 26, 2010

furnugs

Clumps of fur and pet dander in the shape of a ball or nugget. Long hair cats have a tendency to shed more and therefore more fur tends to come off of their body.

Often stuck onto carpet or flooring, because of in-house traffic. It has to be sucked up with a vacuum hose or picked up with your own hands.

Sometimes a cat sheds so much fur, furnugs create carpet on top of the carpet or floor that is already there.

Kyle: Ewww. Look at all those furnugs on the carpet we could open up a carpet business!!

Patty: I know, my cat sheds a lot. The only problem with that is some people are allergic to cats.

by geckopaws November 24, 2010

Future Poop

Noun: Meaning food. Anything edible. It all becomes one thing, future poop.

man: "What do you want for future poop?"
Woman: "Let's get burritos."

by BirdWop August 25, 2014

future fat

When you can look at someone and know that one day in the future they will be obese.

Guy 1: I don't know bro, she's pretty hot.

Guy 2: Nah man, look at her face, she's totally going to be future fat.

by Sunabove July 11, 2017

Rimming the Future

To manipulate the events in the present or to redefine the past with the goal of achieving a particular desired future.

Person 1: "Dude, your economics degree seems so boring. Why do you even bother?"
Person 2: "Bro, I'm just rimming the future"

Person 1: "Why do US history books put an emphasis on the US involvement in WWII as if they won the war when Russia actually did?"
Person 2: "They were just rimming the future"

by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017