vertical funeral

the act of getting married, resulting in the "end of your life"

I cannot beleive we attended Bob's vertical funeral today, he is so screwed now.

by FoxHat March 5, 2007

catholic funeral

Killing an an animal or person and then disposing of it poorly, such as dumping it over a hill.

I told the kids their dog went to a farm, but I really gave it a catholic funeral.

by Choir Boy 38 April 25, 2020

fricky's funeral

A project who someone with a dumb name has been working on for an estimated 208+ days as of writing this.

person 1: how long has Malachi even worked on Fricky's funeral for?
person 2: I have no clue, but it'll probably be longer than the wait for Half-Life 3

by basement eater#87 July 1, 2022

Funeral Snapper

Taken a photo of a person in a real life moment knowing it will end up in the reel at their funeral.

That picture I just took of you is a perfect Funeral Snapper to be displayed at your memorial service when you die.

by Dozzer821 January 1, 2022

funeral dip

A funeral dip is a pickpocket whose specialty is dipping into people's pockets at actual funerals or even at the cemetery ceremonies.

Dips like wherever there are big crowds. Be particularly careful of funeral dips.

by Warren Allen Smith May 11, 2006

Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.

Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals

by Blackwolf Morrow September 6, 2011

Funeral For Two

Wedding

Kenny: Are you going to Daniel's wedding?
Alex: You mean the funeral for two?

by ACampbell August 3, 2008