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your funeral

The phrase you say, when someone is about to do something wicked that involves risk, or death.
Are you seriously gonna do that?
Heh your funeral.
by Sosku10 August 29, 2021
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fuhrer

"leader" in German

Hitler's title in the Nazi party.

most common reference to hitler, Mein Fuhrer (my leader) & Der Fuhrer (the leader)
Heil, Mein Fuhrer

Hitler : Germany, I am your Fuhrer!!!
by p h January 28, 2006
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futer

"i futered with the radio and found a fucked up station"

"stop it ye futurin' bastard"
by gerald fawcett February 22, 2008
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Fübertastic

1. A portmanteau of not two, but three words:

a) Fucking - self-explanatory. Used as an intensifier.

b) Über - the German word for "above" or "over," now commonly used in English to mean "super," "better," or "very"

c) Tastic - shortened version of "fantastic," now used as a suffix to other activities or names (e.g. foodtastic)

All three of these words combined form the superlative, nay, the mother of all words. Not to be used lightly.

2. In concordance with the use of tastic as a suffix and über as a prefix, a single word may be inserted between them (e.g. fubercraptastic).
1. Charlie: How was the party?
Kevin: OMG...it was...it was...I can't even describe it...
Scott: Fübertastic?

2. Kevin: Yo, wassup?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: What's wrong?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: Did you seriously drink that entire keg?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: C'mon, man, give me something. How you feeling?
Charlie: Fubercraptastic....
by scubasteve90 July 20, 2010
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Fukerton

Bluntly put, to perform the "Fukerton" is to eat out that booty, lick the cornhole, etc.

The Fukerton is an alternate name for said act, in honor of Fukertonning's biggest proponent and self proclaimed Fukerton master, Bradley Fukerton III of "Big O and Dukes Show" fame.
Upon the discovery that his girlfriend had a clean stink cave, Bradley flew into a frenzy and immediately showed her the divine pleasure the fukerton provides a woman.
by Helldonkey666 July 20, 2008
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Viking Funeral

1. n. The practice of sending your non-functional electronics to the afterlife.

Honorable dead electronics can go to Valhalla if sent properly. In order to send your honorable dead to Valhalla, you must:

1.) place dead electronics in a boat
2.) set the boat on fire
3.) let it drift out on a body of water.

The higher the esteem for your dead device, the more peripherals and accessories you include in the boat so that it may have the same status, functionality, esteem and quality of life in the afterlife. Besides, manufacturers usually don't make the same connectors on different devices.

Just like Wall St., the real skill in this practice is to avoid a criminal record. Fire fighters and police officers are usually unfamiliar with this practice and will treat it with extreme skepticism or prejudice.
1) When I stopped drooling into my Mac Airbook, I realized it would no longer work. Since I love my Mac so much, I went to a near by lake to give it a Viking funeral.

2) I am on probation for a Viking funeral after sending my Super Nintendo to Valhalla after 14 years of glorious service. R.I.P., SNES
by Halvar the Red February 28, 2009
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fukerton

To lick another's anus.
My girl has to hide right after she gets out of the shower, lest I pounce and give her a fukerton.
by ssmracer December 15, 2008
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