fucktud

form of the word tud, a really big turd, someone who is lazy and sits on their ass... alot.

"You're a fucktud dude."

by J-NUTS January 3, 2006

fuckpuddle

1.) In Political Debate, an Idiot. It came to me when Debating an especially Irritating Liberal on a message board.

2.) The mess left after vaginal sex.

1.)Are you Ignorant, or simply Dishonest about the Election, fuckpuddle?

2.)Don't forget a towel, I don't want to leave a fuckpuddle on this pool table.

by tha malcontent March 29, 2005

fuckdust

is term for when you pissed off ,made a mistake

when dropped something and smashed,shout oh fuckdust,or when someone talking rubbish,was used by my womanising grandad in the 60's when accused of something by his wife,would say what a load of fuckdust

by rodimus prime August 23, 2006

Fuckpuddle

When it is more than a "wet spot". Who gets to sleep in that?

Kristie and "the guy" left quite a fuckpuddle and even the cat wasn't absorbent enough to soak that up.

by dbag3 July 13, 2010

fuckduddle

Twit, fool, idiot, goof.

"How did Alex get all those scratches on his face?"
"He tried to give his cat a bath."
"Really? What a fuckduddle!"

by Bootie November 28, 2012

fuckdur

plain and simple when someone is a fucking dur and there is no other word that can describe them

she is such a fuckdur

by stonedjojo90 October 25, 2010

Fuckded

ADJ: Being messed up, screwed, or fucked in nature.

Sleeping with my friends sister put me in a fuckded situation.

by Dbiznich June 14, 2012