fuckstick

engineer sitting next to me

Ross M is a fuckstick who does no work

by Roberto July 3, 2003

Fuckstick

1. A fucking idiot or moron. (syn. fucktard)

2. Someone whose actions, opinions, and beliefs are so fucking stupid you just want to say "fuuuck!" and hit them with a shovel.

3. A person, who as a minor functionary, is just functional enough to throw sand in the gears of civilization. One step up from retard, retarded, exceptional, special, etc.

You'll find fucksticks in positions that they cannot be fired from; usually in low-level government positions or in dying industries with strong unions; for example your local school district administrators, city council members, Child Protective Services caseworkers, or political party hacks. They might also be sons of privilege, and cause damage at higher levels, such as judges, corporate executives or Republican politicians. They are plentiful in Hollywood, where actors and musicians are rarely educated beyond high school but gas on about the envronment, politics and the like. They invariably listen to talk radio (conservatives) or hippie/new age/astrology/alternative claptrap (lefties). Both freely spew forth opinions they've gleaned from whatever internet conspiracy theorists they favor, boring and embarrassing those around them.

by The Mocker July 15, 2009

fuckstick

a person that is such a dick that he/ she can't be equally applied to that term

God damn, billy is such a fuckstick, why does he have to be an asshole all the time

by Mach5170 September 25, 2009

fuckstick

A real dufus, someone who doesn't have his/her act together, whether disorganization, bad vibe, unreliable, lazy, liar, etc.

Geez, you fuckstick! You were supposed to be here three days ago! I can't rely on you for shit!

by waterhead October 5, 2007

Fuckstick

Used when you're talking about someone who is a complete douchebag.

"You mean your ex boyfriend cheated on you with his ex from a different state, then he said he didn't even want to be friends after you said you would give him a second chance?"
"Yeah, he's a real fuckstick. His heifer girlfriend can have him."

Wow, that Josh kid is a fuckstick.

by BanditTheGreat January 2, 2011

fuckstick

(Noun) penis, cock, schlong, dick

"I have a 9" fuckstick!"

by SIDFICK April 28, 2007

fuckstick

gender neutral word for male or female

hey fuckstick get over here ...

by oggyfroggy November 21, 2016