FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 5, 2022

Fuck life

The act of not wanting to get out of bed

J: man fuck life, I'm just gonna stay in bed

by Existinghere April 6, 2022

my fucking life

something that shouldnt exist

bob: my fucking life sucks ass
bill: can i fix that?
bob: ok
bill shoots bob with an ak-47

by neverstopwinning March 15, 2022

fuck my chungus life

A phrase used to express utter resentment for one's life (chungus life)

Someone who would like to fuck their chungus life would often struggle with many inconveniences in their life (including getting chained up all the time or something)
This phrase was originally coined by author Sadeem Alassiri in her book "Prefer Not to Say", but was later popularized on tiktok by influencer Najd Alhusayni

fuck my chungus life bro (after getting chained up all the time or something --> masculine connotations)

by yahyaa888 October 29, 2025

To fuck the life out of somebody

When you have an abusive tendency to suck the life out of people, making them question their reality and leaving them fucking empty inside.

I've been in a long-distance relationship with a narcissist. He's been using sex to squeeze some money out of me, so that I would pay for him to come over.

He shoots back that he "really is going to fuck the life out of me".

To fuck the life out of somebody

by podoutboo April 8, 2024