fattard

of or relating to being extremly fat and stupid at the same time thus being fatly retarded

wow that chance kid is such a fattard.

by md dylan June 20, 2006

Fattie Pig Fattie

A man who loves to drink scotch and smells like a big fat fuck. Marries the first fucking whore lace-ridden with tattoos all over her body who is pushing 40 years old. Bordering on pedophilia (lock up your daughters)

Person 1: Did you see how hot that 9 year old girl is?
Person 2: Are you sick, like some kind of Fattie Pig Fattie? Stay away from me!

Person 1: What's the smell? Did someone die?
Person 2: No kidding! Is there a Fattie Pig Fattie in the vicinity?

by Scroatilicious October 19, 2008

fattivity

Activities that fat people do that help them remain fat

john refuses to do anything that would help him loose weight, his favorite fattivity is being a couch potato.

by jeepguy242 February 6, 2008

Fattenfreude

Variation of schadenfreude. Pleasure derived from discovering a friend, acquaintance, relative, classmate, celebrity, etc. has put on a considerable amount of weight. This is especially satisfying when the person in question is a former skinny bitch.

I couldn't help but feel fattenfreude over the recent tabloid pics of a bloated K-fed clutching pommes frites in both fists.

by Bickaboo July 19, 2009

Fatt Melty

A custom made Bacon Cheeseburger using Grilled Cheese Sandwiches instead of hamburger buns. An ultimate delicacy.

We were hanging out about to watch UFC, so we fired up the grill and griddle to make Fatt Meltys for everyone.

by FreedomCostsABuckOFive July 19, 2010

fattig

Fattig is a slang for the broke kid named Dave.

"Dave is kinda fattig today" "I agree"

by AsmusIsOk May 26, 2021

The Biggest Fattest Vagina

The big fat vagina was carved out of an aspen tree by Cherokee Indians in 1564. Designed to hold the dicks of a thousand enemy warriors on their way to eternal suffering in the land of Tina. An ancient burial ground in the North

My brother M. D. Trumpeter was lost in a great battle many moons ago and now his wang spends eternity in The Biggest Fattest Vagina.

by DickTrumpet July 24, 2017