Fratting for wood

1. When stranded in the Brocono Mountains, exploring all surrounding homesteads for suitable firewood to support your insatiable desire for beer and women henceforth resulting in the kleptomania of hanus amounts of uncompensated firewood (and simultaneously packing the fattest skoal spearmint gooches imagined by mankind).

2. When sorostitutes attend frat parties in seek of long hard frat wood, only to realize that their frat daddy has developed erectile dysfunction due to weeks of hazing and cocaine abuse. Said sorostitute resorts to "fratting for wood" by hitting on every frat guy she encounters hoping to deliver to her sacred flower blossom the trunk of a frat guy's pedigree.

1. Frat guy #1: DOOD! we're out of firewood!
(two hours and 14 beers later)
Frat guy #2: Yo let's go fratting for wood, it's getting cold in this STP.

2. Frat guy #1: DOOD! those sluts are totally trying to get fucked at our party tonight....
Frat guy#2: yeah man, they've been fratting for wood ever since their boyfriends passed out from speedballs. Ima about to give her the timber ;)
Frat guy#1 and frat guy #2: fraaaat.

by Mr. Tau December 27, 2010

fratteratterpeggaloomer

A replacement for any swear word. Works especially well for parents of young children, who don't want to be embarrassed by having their swearing repeated. Also fun for those children, once they can pronounce it.

Fratteratterpeggaloomer! I missed my flight.

by DianaKay October 23, 2007

frattitude

The shitty demeanor most fraternities assume towards others - particularly freshmen and guys.

Brenna: Damn...I can't believe they wouldn't let you in.

Matt: Fuck me, right? What frattitude...

by Brenna T. October 21, 2008

Southern Frattire

Website designed to attract so-called Gentleman from Southern Fraternities, but fails miserably due to the fact that A. they only sell graphic t-shirts, and B. no one wants to wear a logo or graphic from a poseur brand.

Usually advertised via spam on Greek-related message boards.

Sample spam on a message board:

Classic Fraternity Attire for the Southern Gentleman!

Southern Frattire

Best new clothing line... southernfrattire.com

by theknowingcat November 15, 2011

fratty

1.Stereotypical fraternity member from head(sunglasses on Croakies) to toe(Rainbows or Sperrys)
2.A delicious mixed drink consisting of one part boxed wine(Franz) and one part beer(Natty)

"That greek is looking so fratty with his popped collar."
"Fratty is the drink of champions!"

by Toner May 15, 2006

fratt

a fart that reverberates very loudly, usually in a plastic chair. May or may not hurt your asshole.

Dude, I was in class and I had the biggest FRATT! It hurt like hell!

by boomersooner19 May 13, 2005

fratty

(adj.) Fitting the stereotype of a fraternity.

"Dude, with your collar up like that, you look really fratty."

"All of us standing around in a circle, with our letters on fire in the center would be extremely fratty."

by JonnyLegal October 26, 2003