Fruding

The feeling of happiness from other persons misfortune
(Frud-ing)

It was fruding to see the people walking in the rain, while I was in my warm car.

by Pertypickle123 March 18, 2019

foundling fathers

A bunch of crybaby-a** mid-18th-century rich-bug dudes who kept slaves and generally behaved disgracefully in their personal lives, but who still wanted to be free of the tyranny of England --- primarily for their own selfish financial sakes, though, not for the love of John Q. Public.

John Hancock realized how weak-willed and cowardly most of the minuscule-signature-scrawling signers of the Declaration of Independence were, and so he wrote his own name in huge letters to show King George how much bolder he was than most of the other wimpy foundling fathers.

by QuacksO September 3, 2019

Fiddling with my Whistle

A Violin and Tin Whistle YouTube Channel, that makes 'play along' Tab tutorials

Has over 100,000 Subscribers

and gets over 1.2 million views per moth

Have you learn how to play that fiddling with my whislte tutorial
Fiddling with my Whistle must be the best violin teacher in the world

by Fiddling Whislte January 11, 2021

Fiddling

In Belize, this native slang is the action of a man giving his material items and/or spending money aimlessly on a woman for the benefit of sexual favors.

John is fiddling heavy on Indira. Soon he won't have anything that he personally owns.

by Verybestofthebest March 30, 2021

Fiddling the Racoon

The act of stimulating the male genitalia using a raccoon as a flesh light

He’s been Fiddling the Racoon ever since he got that Zoo job

by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021

Fiddling

When you mess around intending to have fun but instead get your ass beat.

Aaron: Dad, Dave is fiddling!
Dad: I’m gonna give him a can of whoop ass

by Beck stewart June 3, 2021

Freddington

The most psychotic but loving cat you will ever adopt. You might see him in Montreal revving his red Lambo.

I tried to bring him in, but he killed everything and then started purring as I pet him. Ohhh Freddington I thought, did you get another speeding ticket when you drove back from Fredericton?

by MackleMcG November 12, 2021