KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits)

a few hours after you have KFC your stomach feels really bad because their chicken quality is shit, you take a diarhea that feels like you shit broken glass. it makes you sad face :(

Allen -hey jake wanna get some KFC?

Jake - sure man i want extra drumsticks

3 hrs later...

allen - omg we shouldnt have gotten KFC i just had the KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits)

Jake - yeah me too...

Allen- u used my other bathroom to shit
KFS? damn you use your own bathroom bitch!

by Allah nijad January 22, 2009

Wi-Fried

The condition of being exhausted by the constant use of Wi-Fi (phones, tablet and laptop...etc.)

I'm so Wi-Fried from texting and emailing all day, I could sleep for days.

by MajorThomasRandle March 5, 2015

Lawton Friedland

Thrusting as much prayer beads into a homeless mans ass.

"Please sir can I have some more?"
"I'm going to Lawton Friedland some hobo today"

by Blibybduvd March 29, 2019

Frieda

Frieda is a funny cheeky girl

Frieda is cool

by 🐒 July 27, 2017

Deep Fried

A person, usually a female of South Indian descent, who is a complete tryhard and teacher's pet. Their hair is so oily that they appear "deep fried". Not necessarily intelligent, but always try to be or act like they are smart. Their presence can be signaled by a motion similar to that of frying French Fries at McDonalds. There are many varieties, including "Stir Fried," "Sizzlahs" and "Crusties," all with varying ethinicities and oiliness.

Man, the Ghost is SO deep fried!

by Beekman Squad September 25, 2016

johnny fived it

To read with great haste yet retain all information, sentence structure and relevance.

Derived from the main character in the film Short Circuit

"What you read War and Peace on your Lunchbreak?"

"Yeah, I Johnny fived it!"

by m0r1arty April 6, 2006

fried goat cheese

The best type of cheese ever invented, if not one of the greatest objects of all time. Also, one of the few good things to come out of France.

Fried goat cheese is also a lesser known cure for vampirimism. It has not yet been tried on a werewolf.

Colin: Have you played the new Burnout game?
James: Yeah, it's possibly the best thing since fried goat cheese.

John: My friend just got bit by a vampire.
James: Give him some fried goat cheese.

by jamdel January 9, 2009