FMITA

The single most effective phrase to express utter defeat and domination by a thing or a person that you deem significantly less important than yourself.

It is an acronym for "F*ck Me In The Ass." It is not a wishful request but a forceful demand for fierce buttsex. Its masochistic connotations imply that you wouldn't really be asking for it unless you were feeling extremely ashamed of said ownage.

1)
I passed out before I got the chance to superman that ho. FMITA.

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by xtickledpinkx March 17, 2008

Fretalian

A word coined by Dunkin' Donuts commercials to describe the lingo used by really expensive cafes. Most people have no idea how to pronounce the psuedo-European words used in these establishments to replace "small", "medium", and "large", and make them sound "classy" or "upscale". A combination of the words French and Italian.

"Is it French or is it Italian? Maybe it's Fretalian."

by Pookah5 January 27, 2007

frian

The actual existing relationship between Freddie Mercury and Brian May. It actually existed. Don't question it.

Look at Freddie and Brian! Look at all that Frian love!

by Deakycat December 14, 2014

friar portal

The portal of friars. St ants "friars and friarettes" retrieve homework assignments from staff of St. Anthony's High School in this portal. No one is certain why they don't call it a website, so we guess that it always be unknown..........

Are they witches and warlocks?

"did you get the witchcraft homework from the friar portal?"

by ilovefriarsx0. December 29, 2009

Friahne

The most mostest amazingest, beautifulest, incrediblest, and perfect girl in the entire universe.

Friahne is the most amazing girl in the world.

by Bestfriend11-18 January 8, 2012

fratastrophe

A fraternity party that is totally screwed usually caused by bad planning, drunk freshman or lack of beer.

Man, did you see that party last night at SAE? It was a fratastrophe.

by D.Lloydz December 28, 2007

Fratalina Wine Mixer

A classy, formal social event between a sorority and a fraternity. Enter the world of Franzia-stained dress shirts and watch as lovely ladies slap the bag and chugg from their knees. Enjoy the evolution of the night as the croonings of Billy Joel and Elton John transform into the lyrical bliss of Sage the Gemini, Two Chainz, and VIC. Be sure to get your fill of grinding on those sexy sorority girls in their little black dresses. If you don't sweat it out now, tomorrow you'll be too hungover to clean the wine stains off of your Sperrys. But then again, who gives a shit.

Originated by the gentlemen of the Sigma Phi Epsilon Fraternity.

We need twenty boxes of Franzia and ten liters of crappy wine for the Fratalina Wine Mixer.

by Matty_ICE July 7, 2014