Friendzone

When nobody fucking likes you bitch.
Because you’re an ugly ass bitch.

Girl: fuck off, I don’t like you
Boy: (friendzone)

by Single forever!:) July 5, 2019

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Friendzone

It's the point when a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like a brother, or a lamp.

Guy 1: "Man I want her back!"
Guy 2: "Then why don't you ask her out again?"
Guy 1: "She said she just wants to be friends."
Guy 2 "Damn, she just put you in the friendzone! I feel bad for you bro."

by prettyboyswaqq814 July 23, 2012

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friendzone

The perennial location of nice guys everywhere.

Guy 1: I thought you were going to ask her out.
Guy 2: Naw, I was told that she liked me as a friend.
Guy 1: Have fun in the friendzone.

by x9racecar9x March 20, 2010

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friendsion

When you like someone and the bond between you two isnt sexual tension, it's friendsion. It like sexual tension without the sexual part

Pete: Dude I think Jill likes you.

Jauques: I thought so too but I found out its just friendsion.

Pete: Bummer.

by Xander H. December 26, 2008

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Self-Friendzoned is when you accidentally put yourslef into the friendzone with someone else. This is when they might have considered you as more than a friend, but you put yoursled right into the friendzone with someone you like. You can self-friendzone by making someone think that you are gay, or being wayyy to comfortable and honest with this person, distancing yourself from being attractive or sexy to the other person.

Girl One: How are things going with Dylan? Do you know if he likes you yet?
Girl Two: Naah. I messed everything up 'cuz we talk about everything, and now he tells me about masturbating and I tell him about my period. He'll never think I'm hot.
Girl One: Ooohh sounds like you self-friendzoned yourself girl.

by katiesmith125534567 December 13, 2017

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