Freeper

A member of the Free Republic internet forum. The term applies to both activist and non activist members.

The term was originally coined by Lucianne
Goldberg in 1998 when she posted there under the posting name, "Trixie".

The Freepers went to a rally.
See also:
verb: to freep = activist activities
-to participate in a demonstration, letter writing, petitions, polls etc. Expressed in the form, "Freep that poll"
or "Freep that meeting" for example.

by Freeper September 17, 2004

Freeder

A free spirit who specializes in temporary jobs. As seen on the animation Golden Boy.

Kintarou: "I'm 26 years of age and I'm a Freeder roaming the streets of Tokyo, learning about life and the different jobs to work for."

by eriklol May 9, 2010

Freeper

Ardent basement-dwelling keyboard warriors who are possessed of a sport's fan mentality, and frequent the site 'Freerepublic.com'. Freepers as a group epitomize the very essence of hypocrisy. Almost universally self-described as 'Christians', Freepers are also almost universally pro-war, antagonistic to the poor and infirm, pro-authoritarian, and open to the use of violence in lieu of civil discussion and process. Freepers, being naturally prone to fear, are also terrified of non-whites, Muslims or anyone that looks like they might be Muslim, and of course, 'teh Gays'. Freepers will express this fear as threats of violence as they believe doing so hides the fact that they are either cowards or closeted 'queers' themselves.

Having a more simplistic 'black and white' mentality, Freepers are easily manipulated into believing many erroneous and irrational ideas that are detrimental to the nation's middle and lower classes, which the Freepers inexplicably feel they are above while exercising lifestyles that involve co-habitation with parents or siblings and harvesting road-kill to supplement a diet of Cheetos™ and generic cola products.

In print, Freepers are universally incapable of employing proper grammar or spelling despite their purported love for English as America's "ofical" language. In person, they will display an inability to grasp concepts such as 'Heat=Energy', 'Substantiation', and even 'Respiration' if they accidentally close their mouths.

"Mommy, why's that man digging in Ms. Robin's trash cans?"
"Oh, that's a Freeper honey... don't get near him."

"My going to the dentist is like a Freeper going to the library."

"How many Freepers does it take to change a lightbulb?"
Zero; "Ma! The light burned out agin!"

by Dr. Eldritch July 25, 2011

freezer candy

a woman with whom you can have predictably tasty casual sex, as frequently and for as long as you like; she'll always be there.

Rob: Hey, you seein' Sarah tonight?
Dane: Probably. You know she's my freezer candy.
Rob: Great!

by Dane and Sarah January 21, 2008

freeller

A product, such as a book, which is given for free in large amounts during a given period.

The World Bank country report was a freeller! It was downloaded six thousand times, and other four thousand copies were handed out.

by Canaque May 29, 2008

freezer monkey

Derogatory term for residents of Alaska.

I knew the McCain/Palin campaign was doomed to failure because nobody would want a freezer monkey in the White House.

by Balke2 July 1, 2014

Coat-Feeler

A peron who engages in the art of coat-feeling.

A derogatory term for a liberal.

Bono is a coat-feeler.

by Mirk Stover January 6, 2009