A fat hairy lumberjack who wishes to be an artist.
He consumes flapjacks as his primary means of fuel
Often seem yodeling while cutting down trees, which causes him to be mistaken for the sasquatch
If engages, you may be stalked for 8-10 business days
He often believes that his cutting down of trees is an art form, and tries to initial his work, by peeing his name in the snow
Is a strong believer in astronomical signs effecting everyday life, and may blame personal faults on their sign
Is afraid of names with both letters: I and E in them
Enjoys eating chewy bars, when flapjacks can't be found
He consumes flapjacks as his primary means of fuel
Often seem yodeling while cutting down trees, which causes him to be mistaken for the sasquatch
If engages, you may be stalked for 8-10 business days
He often believes that his cutting down of trees is an art form, and tries to initial his work, by peeing his name in the snow
Is a strong believer in astronomical signs effecting everyday life, and may blame personal faults on their sign
Is afraid of names with both letters: I and E in them
Enjoys eating chewy bars, when flapjacks can't be found
Person 1: Is that sasquatch eating pancakes while peeing in the snow?
Person 2: No, I think that's fotsch, we better avoid him
Person 2: No, I think that's fotsch, we better avoid him
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1. A man who gets suckered into purchasing any kind of pet, and succumbs to bankruptcy and loss of all dignity to reclaim his losses in veterenarian bills.
2. One who gets abandoned, or completely screwed over.
3. One who shows up to work whenever he feels like it, and is generally lazy.
2. One who gets abandoned, or completely screwed over.
3. One who shows up to work whenever he feels like it, and is generally lazy.
1. Man, the Vet totally Fotty'd that guy.
2. That guy got totally Fotty'd over, he's in financial ruin.
3. That guy is a Fotty, he hasn't done a thinkg in weeks.
2. That guy got totally Fotty'd over, he's in financial ruin.
3. That guy is a Fotty, he hasn't done a thinkg in weeks.
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