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tits forward

Enthusiastic of, supportive of, excited about, or infatuated with a person, place or thing, especially in excess. Derived from the common wisdom that women enjoy having their breasts fondled.
1.
A: "Did you have any luck with Becky?"
B. "Nah, I tried hooking up with her, but she's all tits forward about Jeff nowadays."

2.
A: "Hey, have you heard? Justin started a petition to end gay bashing in the army."
B: "I know, he's so tits forward about gay rights."
by bluescythe December 22, 2007
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Great Leap Forward

Something Mao Zedong tried to do but failed horribly, so now no Chinese person wants to talk about it because it ruins their background (or maybe it's just cause Chinese people don't know what you mean)
American Citizen: Hey, remember when Mao Zedong tried to do the "Great Leap Forward" but failed horribly?

Chinese Guy: 我不知道您再说什么 (Translation: I don't know what you're talking about)
by Jasmine Simsion May 8, 2018
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forwardable

When some one sends you something really cool in your e-mail. Forward worthy is forwardable
This Power Point presentation is sooo forwardable
by bluewillow65 January 7, 2007
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fartarded

soo full of fart's, that the victim/terrorist is considered slightly retarded to a degree.
a slob repetively farts many times in a span of minutes..
"man.. are you f**king fartarded?"
by gansta01 October 21, 2007
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Fortarded

Fortarded is essentially retarded FORTRAN. This generally can be taken to mean any FORTRAN versions predating Fortran 90. Although a dedicated FORTRAN programmer can write Fortarded in any version of FORTRAN.
"THE CODE IS YELLING AT ME! IT MUST BE FORTARDED"

"if q = q * q * q * q, you may have some Fortarded on your hands"
by The Iraqi Beef January 13, 2014
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push forward

A mindset to move on and never look behind, as if the past still exist.
Sad times does happens, just push forward and never look back.
by Happy4ever June 8, 2016
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blood forward

horny randy ready to shag being in a condition of having an erect penis
Hey, honey! I'm blood forward and ready to go!
by FatJimmy June 3, 2018
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