A person who is so obsessed with football that they tune out the rest of the world and become unresponsive to any unrelated stimuli. This occurs during the game itself, any news pertaining to football, or whenever they read about football. And any free time they have is spent immersing themselves in football.
My husband has turned into a football zombie. When Sunday afternoon comes, I get no attention from him.
by IH8FB November 12, 2012
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Person 1: "hey, you see that old lady over there with the football cut?"
Person 2: "yeah, lets go cut it so it looks NORMAL! HA!"
Person 2: "yeah, lets go cut it so it looks NORMAL! HA!"
by rPysh February 7, 2017
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A Sentence used to tell someone that they're a complete moron, and should go outside for a while, instead of making much more of a fool of themselves
A Sentence used to tell someone that they're a complete moron, and should go outside for a while, instead of making much more of a fool of themselves
Person A: "I just played World of Warcraft for 12 hours straight.."
Person B: "Dude... Go pick up a football."
Person B: "Dude... Go pick up a football."
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