foosed

An offensive move in foosball. When a defender is trying to clear the ball, your offensive 3-man rod deflects the ball back into the victim's own net. A.K.A. "Jedi-ed" because of the psychic skill it takes.

Foosing your opponent earns you the right to call your opponent a girl's name (e.g. buttercup, doris, pocahontas)

Hahahah Foosed! How you like that, Pocahontas?

by James T February 13, 2005

flat-footed

Flat-footed: Slow, behind the times, stupid, dull, dumb. Not fast enough to "catch up".

Jim was caught flat-footed in his response to the question regarding the latest techno gizmo's.

by Douglas Schmidt June 17, 2008

fooped

Kid friendly way of saying sharted

combination of fart and pooped

Daughter (sobbing): "Daddy, I accidentally pooped in my pants when I tried to fart, I'm sorry"
Daddy: (how do I say it's ok that she sharted?) "It's ok honey, you just FOOPED. It happens to a lot of people."

by medicJT794 February 8, 2010

Fooked

When you smoke some absolute bangers and get way to fried to the point your body is tingling. Therefor, you are fucking cooked.

Tyler: "Yo did you go to that party last night"

Joseph: "Fuck yea dude but I was so fooked, I can't remember anything.

by Tara Dikoff July 1, 2020

plum foolery

To partake in foolishness or causing mischief.

I've had just about enough of this plum foolery!

*as opposed to the more commonly used tom foolery.

by Jason Harris January 7, 2009

Dip-Foolery

When you are just about to have sexual intercourse and you dip your penis in her vagina only to pull it out and stop because of guilt

I was with that person last night but only had a bit of Dip-Foolery because I felt guilty

by GraMoore February 24, 2015

Foosed

When an arrogant, macho, or sexist man gets taken down a notch by a more athletic woman in a competitive endeavor.

I used to think Mike was the man, but he was just totally foosed by Angela.

by NYMC May 28, 2007