Freedom Fondling

Giving a hanjob while wearing a make America great again hat and an American flag as a cape

Kevin: ”what you do with her last night”
Andrew: ”got a freedom fondling from that girl...make sex great again!”

by Make-sex-great-again April 6, 2019

fooling around

Having sex with someone for pleasure without a relationship.

They were "fooling around" all night.

by David Blane May 24, 2005

foolington

just a fool, dumb person, foolish

boy you are a foolington!

by shawtylo! March 4, 2010

fooblings

Fooblings are the Underlings of Commander H4cl and Commander fo0ob, who achieve total pwnageof the world. Fooblings are used to kill people. To contact a foobling, message compd000d, t4d4sh1, or fo0ob on AIM (AOL INSTANT MESSENGER)

Oh my gawd, a foobling just fooking ate my children.

by Commander h4cl January 5, 2004

Footling

The sexual act of pleasing your self with a Subway $5 footlong

Guy 1: Hey, can i borrow five bucks? I'm gonna get a footling from Subway.
Guy 2: You mean a footlong?

Guy 1: No... I mean a footling

by piehumper January 17, 2014

fooling

to hook up with somebody or have sex with them.

did you hear about sam and adam fooling behind the bleachers the other day??

by dippincuts April 27, 2009

fossil fooling

v. Distributing half-truths or heavily edited one-sided oinions in the carbon tax/ pipeline debates.

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That newly elected politicizn isn’t fossil fooling me. I know plenty of stuff. Scienceiffic stuff.

by gnostic3 April 24, 2019