Tosser in Tin-Foil

The antonym of 'Knight in Shining Armour'.

The Guy that every girls wishes would go away.

I thought that he was my night in Shining armour... Turns out he was only a tosser in tin-foil :(

by Walking Encyclopaedia March 19, 2011

Foick

Exclamation expressed after a fish oil capsule bursts in your mouth before you have swallowed it.

I exclaimed "FOICK!" after the fish oil capsule burst in my mouth.

by Repete456 July 14, 2011

retard in aluminum foil

What a lady's knight in shining armor becomes when she really gets to know him.

I thought he was my knight in shining armor. Turns out, he was just a retard in aluminum foil!

by sweetnsassi February 20, 2010

foisty

a kind of moth-ball aroma, or something gone-off at the back of the fridge.

That milk's gone a bit foisty

by Kittymckitten October 17, 2004

big foig

term originally coined by youtube sensation, theChengman. exact definition is however unclear. big foig can mean anything from an insult to a term of endearment. just let the meaning come to you when the moment is right and don't hold back. you'll understand - simple as that ya BIG FOIGGG!

guy 1: oh dang, yo pecs are huge! can i touch em??
guy 2: hells nah ya BIG FOIG!

guy 1: yo i love you man
guy 2: give me a hug ya BIG FOIG!

by j.whiz July 16, 2011

Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat

The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.

Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.

1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."

2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."

3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."

by sphiinx May 28, 2018

Foie BLAH

A rare drink special found in a few taverns in the Chicago area. Named after foie gras, a delicacy banned in the city of Chicago, the Foie BLAH involves sticking a funnel down a patron's throat and pouring alcohol in until their liver is engorged to ten times its original size. After having a Foie BLAH the patron can never again enter the Chicago city limits, and is forced to retreat back into the suburbs. While the Foie Gras is reserved for the very rich, the Foie BLAH should not be attempted by anybody.

"I'm sorry sir, but the chart says you've had a Foie BLAH. You'll have to go to a suburban hospital to treat your alcohol poisoning."

by Jeff and Andrew May 24, 2007