two-flusher

a piece of log so humungous and/or rigid that, after the deed, the defecator would need to flush the toilet twice to completely banish the sucker. Sometimes it requires the assistance of the defecator to break the shat up manuel with near-by objects, e.g. toilet brush, scissors, toothbrush (of one's partner), etc.

*flush*
dang, still here?
*flush*
later, sucker

"I had a two-flusher this morning mom!"
"That's what you get for not eating your vegetables love"

by jajambo February 5, 2004

2000 Flushes Poo

Inserting some feces into the top tank of a toilet, similar to how one would place a "2000 flushes blue" cleaning tablet into one. Based on the same logic, you can theoretically enjoy 2000 flushes of poo after implementation.

While water sits in the upper holding tank, it absorbs a number of poo particles until the flush mechanism is triggered, when they travel through the flush valve and are dispersed into the main bowl for enjoyment.

Synonym: Upper Decker
Acronym: 2FP

Suzy, I noticed you're keen on using the 2000 Flushes Poo (2FP) self refreshing toilet system. People at the party just will not stop raving about it!

by boner_b_wild March 26, 2009

Fun Crusher Two-Flusher

A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).

"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."

by GullibleZine September 3, 2006

fleshed out

Given more dept or detail.

The story was too simple. The characters were to plain and needed to be fleshed out more.

by Subject7 August 8, 2011

2,000 Dirty Flushes

Ingesting a copious amount of blue food coloring in order to turn ones fecal matter blue with the intent of upperdecking an unsuspecting person. The result is a "blue water effect" in the toilet bowl similar to that of commercial cleaning products.

Lance downed 2 cups of blue food coloring and in 12 hours he's doing the 2,000 dirty flushes on Jaimies toilet. That bitch will think she's getting a clean bowl.... but she's not. Jaimie is a dumb ass.

by lilmissblue August 29, 2010

flirt flusher

Someone who flirts with someone, and is initially successfull, but then flushes it all down the toilet by doing something stupid.

#1. Mike is a flirt flusher: Nancy asked him to help her put on her coat and then he grabbed her crotch and flushed all his hard earned flirt points down the toilet! She was pissed!

#2. Shaner is a flirt flusher: He got Nessa's phone number, and then ridiculed her son (not realizing he was her son).

by Ed Vyzer March 10, 2009

Flashed

To immediately, uncontrollably projectile vomit when exposed to a scenario so revolting that one's innards rush for the proverbial Fire Exit, i.e one's mouth.

When he saw the Hamburger Lady: no arms, no legs, remaining torso and head with 4th degree burns, though a trained trauma physician, he flashed on the floor, sending vomit bouncing back up to the bed on which her moaning body lay.

by LiquidLiquid June 8, 2015