snot flume 

Snot flume: the vertical depression between the base of the nose; at the septum, and the Cupid's bow of the upper lip. Generally noticeable by the parallel Philtral ridges.

"Robert's epic handlebar mustache hides the fact that he is very self conscious of his equally epic snot flume."

"Robert's epic handlebar mustache hides the fact that he is very self conscious of his equally epic snot flume."

snot flume by Marlin Tubbs June 29, 2014

Log flume

Cum In a girls arse then she shits and the poo flies out like a log flume

Jess: Mark I can't wait for you to log flume me

Log flume by Tilehurst1986 June 2, 2017

Sprog flume 

noun

Vagina

Daddy, why were you and Mummy making so much noise last night?

Ah don’t you worry Son, Daddy was just having a go on the sprog flume

Sprog flume by Tominator May 21, 2023

Log Flume

When someone pisses and shits at the same time, and the shit flows along the piss stream.

Hey, what took you so long?

Sorry, I just dropped a MASSIVE log flume.

Log Flume by Schmunglin May 29, 2025

Pocono log flume 

When you piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after: much like log flume.

Your mom was begging for that pocono log flume last night after I took her to Golden Corral.

Pocono log flume by N.anno October 12, 2016

pocono log flume 

A sexual fetish originated in the Pocono Mountains Pennsylvania where you take a piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after. (Same fashion as log down a river i.e. Log Flume)

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Dude after I took your mom to the Golden Corral she begged me for that Pocono Log Flume.

pocono log flume by N.anno September 20, 2016

alabama log flume 

When you dirreah onto someone’s back and proceoto take a shit onto the waterfall and the shit flows down her back.

Hoe: Wanna try something new? TeHe ;)
Weird ass dude: How about an Alabama log flume?
Hoe: What’s that?
Weird ass dude: Magic!
Hoe: Let’s do it!

alabama log flume by TooMuchTime6969696969 October 25, 2018