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flocci non facio

Loser: I'm broke! Well at least I can depend on my best friend, right?
Friend: Flocci non facio!
by Carl Song December 24, 2005
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FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPLIFICATION

the action or habit of classifying something as worthless
I’ve had enough floccinaucinihiliplification
by Carl March 18, 2003
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flaccid penis

FLACCID PENIS a limp or loose penis, the word was discorvered while reading pages 9-10 of The Eyes of A Dragon by Stephen King. ANTONYMS: boner, hard.
He was unable to be hard; his penis was constantly faccid.
by Krissy March 13, 2004
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verb: The action of defining something as worthless

or a word used to impress people one hardly knows with your knowledge of useless words
See also:antidisastablishmentarialism,
Hippopotamonstrosesquepedalianism
and Pneuomonoultramicroscopicsillicovolcanoconiosis
I'm so clever I can... make up your own example
by verbose November 22, 2004
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Flaccidator

The person or object one thinks of when attempting to reduce a hard on
"I got a boner in class yesterday, luckily I had Joel as my flaccidator"
by Mhars January 26, 2015
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flaccinatting

when an event so fascinating occurs, the penis goes limp.
that new James Bond movie was good, but i like the old sean connery ones, he's flaccinatting
by Flaccid fool August 30, 2010
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flaccid flapping

Flaccid flapping is when a male can't get an erection during sex and proceeds to rub his flaccid member on a girls vaginna. This is called flaccid flapping.
Jenni asks her best friend...
"So did you and Tanner hook up last night?"
"Hahahaha all I got was a lot of flaccid flapping!!"
by Midnight Kitty November 22, 2013
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