Flopster

A person who is gay or annoying in any way.

"My teacher gives me homework every day."
"Wow, he sounds like a real flopster."

by The Un-Flopster March 15, 2009

floofer

A woman who likes to ram marshmallows into intimate orifices about her body.

Margaret is a floofer, because she inserts marshmallows into her ears. Some floofers are far worse.

by Pinnell February 21, 2009

floofer

a fart which slips out making a noise like f-f-f-f-f-f-t

Was that a floofer or did something else cause the odor?

by 39zeke39 November 29, 2009

footsterbate

To masturbate with your feet.

I've been stretching recently to be more flexible. Now I can footsterbate.

by awmm July 23, 2016

Flobster

A Female Lobster

Mike: What's a female lobster called??

Julie: A flobster you twat

by Giggler10000 January 8, 2009

flobster

Fake Lobster. Fish meat seasoned with lobster flavor. A much less expensive variety of lobster.

Kelly makes her lobster bisque with flobster.

by flobster man December 27, 2011

flopster

Flopster implies the situation in your conversation in rad or awesome.

Guy #1: Yea man i totally just got my computer back....
Guy #2: Woah man thats totally Flopster!

by Cooper Ferris January 9, 2008