Flendextor

A demon that loves rutabagas and rules over nine realms. He carries a thorn whip and a battle axe. His skin is red and he has massive wings and horns.

He owns a shitty geek app to sell his shitty shit.

"O SHIT, IT'S FLENDEXTOR"

"HELLO MORAL, IT IS ME, FLENDEXTOR, RULER OF NINE REALMS and SOON TO BE 10."

"THE WORLD IS FUCKED."

by Follower of Flendextor June 16, 2018

The Flanders Effect

When people hate you because you are truly a better person then they are. People hate you for being kind, more attractive, smarter or any similar virtuous quality.

“Stupid Flanders is half my weight and twice my age!” — Homer Simpson

Ex: “Attorney Brandt S. is such a horrible person and, was experiencing The Flanders Effect so badly, that he couldn’t even bring himself to speak to his kind, beautiful, intelligent client named Meg B.”

by The5thNov September 5, 2020

Flandering

To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"

"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"

"Yea yea yea, no no no"

"huh?"

"I did, but then I didn't"

"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"

by spittin game July 19, 2009

Flynder

To be absent from the office, supposedly working from an alternative location, for a spurious reason. Or generally to be absent from the office without taking annual leave.

Alex is doing a Flynder today

by CaseyM August 24, 2008

Floppy Flounder

Phase between having a boner and being flaccid.

That girl is giving life to my floppy flounder.

by Visimicus April 14, 2008

flounder pubes

when you got so many thick and curly pubes that it looks like you have buckwheat in a leg lock.

i been taking that propecia so long that i grown some muff in my place, i think edward scissor hands could make a brontosaurus topiary out of it. looks like i got a case of the FLOUNDER PUBES

OR

last time dirtwoman took off its moo-moo it looked down and said 'do what i got FLOUNDER PUBES'

OR

Harriet Brindle looked down and said "i have flounder pubes fire crotch"

by Brian Ezell July 23, 2008

Floydering

To wander, in conversation or contemplation, pondering life's questions.

"I'm retired from being retired, so I'm Floydering until the OVERLORDS re-hire me."

by Part of the magic June 28, 2015