Floppingoogin

When having sexual Intercourse with a 2000 pound woman with a flaccid penis then your dog/cat comes into the room and starts humping your leg then a bird comes in and shits on the woman's forehead then the bird eats your ass

Damn, I just got back from a disgusting Floppingoogin!

by That one guy with a foreskin October 25, 2018

jerry flopping

When a black man jumps up into the air over the top of another screaming black man and dunks a basketball over his head while having a ultrasonic orgasm

Oh he just jerry flopped me so hard I'm covered in cum! He jumped right over me *shudders with delight*

I love it when my neighbor comes over! He is obsessed with jerry flopping me all day

by qewvyqwgyas October 31, 2017

Flip-flopping

When two men are having sex, flip-flopping means to penetrate and to fuck each other’s anal one after the other. It often implies a longer sex; not to fuck and to reach to the ecstasy one by one, but to continue the cycle to stop fucking then to get fucked.

“Are you more top or bottom?”
“I like both. Flip-flopping is the best for me”

by S.C.O. October 24, 2019

Flopping Fish Slap

After a girl giving a man fellatio, the man takes out his penis, wiggles it in her face, and slaps her in the face with his erection. Then putting a fishing hook in her mouth, thus making her the flopping fish.

Patrick-Isn't that illegal?
Josh-Nahhh, almost a sport nowadays.

Dylan- The Flopping Fish Slap's fresh to death, Yadadamean

by IsThatPoop? August 16, 2009

Flounding

When you move on the floor in a fish like way.

Morgan stop flounding your gonna get yourself all dirty!

by Flounding July 3, 2008

Flopping

The alternative to the planking game it is an activity consisting of flopping over objects in a public place - the stranger the better - and posting photos on social networking sites.

To start in flopping you have to perfect your technique. To do this you may need to spend a good few hours flopping over objects in your home, imagining that you are a floppy doll. It is best to practice in the privacy of your bedroom or living room before you’re ready to take your art to the streets.

Happy with your flopping style? Now it’s time to identify a target. The more outlandish and exotic the better. Don’t be afraid to think big.

Having a few friends round?

Flop over friends (permission will be required).

by The flopmaster July 23, 2011

flopping dolphin

when your fucking a girl and you cut off her head, then she flops around like a dolphin and you laugh.

i was bangin this hoodrat and i gave her a flopping dolphin

by spencer s June 22, 2006