spoon flipper

exhibiting qualities of suburban SUV car culture motherhood and embedded into the ideology of happiness by way of consumerism disguised as healthy choices; as in the Yoplait commerical in which two white women with mom haircuts in capris and sleeveless button-down shirts flip their spoons in the air with satisfaction after finishing a serving of low-fat Yoplait.

We are absolutely not stopping at the outlet mall, what kind of spoon flipper are you?

by monica elizabeth December 24, 2008

Flipper

A female who performs sexual favors, then is able to "FLIP" around and perform sexual favors on another man.

e Rowdy And E.G. were banging this bad ass flipper last night, son.

by e Rowdy September 4, 2005

Flipperdick

Usually a person who trys their best and their best is still a failure. Also known as cuntnugget or twatwaffle. An epic failure to society.

You stupid flipperdick!!!

by Hiney01 September 5, 2011

flipperey

A shoey but with a snorkelling flipper. The act of pouring an alcoholic beverage(preferably a beer) into a rubber flipper and drinking the beverage in one swift action. An age old traditional act done after a long day in the ocean.

Person 1: pass me the flipper and a Furphy
Person 2: you better be doing a flipperey
Person 1: Ofcourse mate! It’s a Straddie tradition

by TheSaltySurfer November 27, 2020

Salty Flipper

When your having intercourse and the male is about to orgasm, he pulls out, flips the female upside down on her head, and ejaculates on her stomach so that it runs onto her face.

John: I bet Tom Cruise gives Katie Holmes a "salty flipper" every night, dude.

Phillip: When? After they come out of Science Church?

John: You know it!

by Jaymzblah January 8, 2011

Turtle Flipper

The art of inserting four knuckles into your father's anus and grabbing ahold of your thumb to work it back and forth in return directly for cannabis or money to buy cannabis

I couldnt afford any weed so i gave dad a turtle flipper.

by Turtleflippa3000 March 30, 2017

Dolphin flipper

A turd that gets stuck half way out of your ass and won’t come out no matter how hard you push or squeeze

Man that was a rough shit I had a dolphin flipper hanging out of my ass

by lsduser2000 November 6, 2022