flatasstic

If a chick is otherwise fine but her ass is lacking, she's flatasstic. Usually used to reject an attempt to rate her as a dime.

Yeah, she's tight as hell but she's still flatasstic.

by Machete April 11, 2005

flatbacked

1.Past tense of "flatbacking." To have slept (ie sexed) your way through something.

2. To have prostituted your way through something, either by trading for sex or by selling sex for money in order to pay.

"She won't be the first co-ed to have flatbacked her way through college." Ice-T (Law & Order: SVU)

by Country Girl Big City June 22, 2012

Flatard

The mixture of flat and retarded.

My son is becoming a flatard

by Justin Goins January 16, 2019

Venus Flytrap

A carnivorous plant that traps its prey by attracting it with its flowers and then closing over top of it.

The thing with jagged teeth - what do you need an example for?

by Mark S June 1, 2004

Flathand

Flathand is the process of masturbating (male) when a subject arouses themselves by using an open palm to the underside of their penis instead of the traditional closed grip, to the point of ejaculation

Hank is such a idiot, he is probably the type of guy who flathands himself.

I am so tired, I can't even grip my dick, but who cares, I can just flathand myself.

by Ryan D 22 December 29, 2008

Flatlanders

An unflattering name given by people in Wisconsin to residents of Illinois who travel to Wisconsin for weekend jaunts.

"Those damn flatlanders keep coming to our bars stealing all our cute chicks."

by Michael Coyle November 15, 2007

Penis Flytrap

A vagina that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. Before her vagina is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his penis in and the vagina lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the penis, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the penis with the short, sharp, stubby pubes. The situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey. Hysterical? Me thinks so.

"Hey do you remember Mandy from barnes and noble? yeah man I got her to come over last night, but I didn't get her warmed up enough and that biddie's snatch penis flytrapped me."

"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."

<sigh> "I know man, I know."

by BdazzL March 22, 2007