Millionaire’s Fleshlight

The act of pleasuring oneself with a roll of hundred dollar bills wrapped around one’s member, similar to the popular sex toy the Fleshlight.

“Damn, I got paid last night so I got off with my millionaire’s Fleshlight.”

by Bobiffer June 15, 2018

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reverse fleshlight assfuck

when a male/female sticks the opposite end of a fleshlight in their anus, and lets a male fuck the shit out of the fleshlight.

Tayer: Hey Zach wanna come over I got a new fleshlight!!!!

Zach: As long as you let me reverse fleshlight assfuck you!

Tayer: Okay!!!!!!!

by ilovejizzzzzzum October 26, 2011

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flashlight

A useful household device turned into a weapon police beat you down with.

The police smashed Martin Luther King Jr’s skull with my mom’s flashlight.

by dempire August 18, 2006

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competition for women, feels amazing usually because even if it get loose you can always buy another one. And it comes in three different forms - anal, vagina and blowjob! There are also new toys called an artificial vagina.

fuck you bitch, i got a fleshlight.

by IDUNTKNOW October 29, 2007

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flashlight

A large object used for many things, but mainly for locating objects in the dark of for just swinging around.

Don't swing that flashlight around because you might hurt somebody

by dadathemagic March 23, 2004

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like giving a flashlight to a blind man

committing an act of such uselessness that it has negative value.

pete: so why did you loan that douchebag $500? he already owes you $2500 for that car he bought from you!
clete: well, he promised if he hit it big at the casino, he'd give me double the money he owes me, so i figured "what the hell?"
pete: it's bad enough you buy this guy's bull shit, but ignoring his past is like giving a flashlight to a blind man. next time, just burn your spare cash.

by earpuller November 21, 2010

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