farthog

A semi cute fat chick that is trying to wear low rise jeans and a belly shirt. The result is ridiculous and rather uncomfortable looking. If panties are showing in the back it is a farthog deluxe. The farthog is the girl that you should never hit on as she will immediately turn you down out loud and tell everyone about it, even though you may have been trying to just give her a pity boning. Caution; the farthog is often drunk and if ignored may try to rape you. You may smell the faint whiff of a fresh fart as she saunters by you.

Dude, smell my fingers I fucked a farthog last night. I got drunk at a party and fucked a farthog. I hit on this total farthog and she shot me down. Check out this farthog. This party is like farthog heaven.

by mark gonos March 12, 2008

farthritis

Acute, aching pain in the lower bowel or rectum following the discharge of a massive, guttural fart.

Andrew got no sleep last night because of a relapse of his farthritis.

by RichardMus March 20, 2013

farthead

farthead - noun; an extremely stupid and easily led individual, one who simply goes along with the crowd.

"Look at the farthead next door - he just bought a new SUV to keep up with the Joneses down the street."

by Reese Fowler December 14, 2004

flart

Verb - to passive agressively stomp around / slam things when you are mad at your significant other

My girl is flarting around because she's mad I am watching something she doesn't want to watch.

by An defghijklm April 1, 2020

Flearther

A term for someone who believes the earth is flat

Can you believe that they believe the earth is flat?!?! What a flearther!

by Katpuss June 11, 2020

Flathrag

Probably means something like "slut" or "prostitute" on the planet Remulak. From the movie Coneheads (1993). Beldar Conehead called the offspring this to their mate when they found out the offspring had an Earth temporary tattoo and makeup on their cone.

Beldar Conehead: "What have you done to your cone!!!"
Connie Conehead: "Nothing."
Beldar: "No? Turn around... Naah!"
Connie: "Naah! It's not a real tattoo."
Beldar: "Mibs! Mibs! Unacceptable!"
Connie: "It's just a decal. Everyone's wearing them."
Beldar: "If everyone jumped in the bitumious cauldron, would you jump in too?"
Connie: "I'm not a little cone anymore, Dad!"
Beldar: "Maintain low tones with me, maintain low tones...Now go to the hygenic chamber and remove it. Also you're wearing far too much lip and cheek enhancement."
Connie: "Mom! My makeup looks okay, doesn't it?"
Beldar: "Do not invoke the approval of your other parental unit. Now, if you wish to accompany me to the enclosed retail compound, you will make the necesssary corrections. And remove the decal!"
Connie: "Fine..."
Prymaat Conehead: "Beldar..."
Beldar: "She looked like a common flathrag on payday..."
Prymaat Conehead: O.O *goes wide-eyed at Beldar's comment*

by Blitz666 January 13, 2022

Fjärthöna

Its a Swedish word for idiot who farts a lot.

Ge fan i det där! Din fjärthöna!

by WorderSwe July 27, 2023